| Archive - February 2008 Cat finally kicked the bucketPosted Feb-29-08 05:59:33 PST awww Ariel is dead. She died last night in my stepdaughters arms. She was 18 years old. WOW! My stepdaughter lives in a different state and called up dad to tell him. She handled it very well considering she'd had the cat since she was 1 year old. And I personally think Ariel died right where she wanted to..in stepdaughters arms. She was in denial when she came to visit us about the cat being so old and not going to live much longer but she handled it like a trooper. Got a plastic box and buried it under a tree. HERE'S TO YOU ARIEL! MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEW MEW...and I mean that. :D Saving Chimps..Posted Feb-28-08 06:03:03 PST
has anyone been watching this series?? I was reading the comments on youtube about the series. Not a very good response. I had to stop reading them. ever hear someone say 'gotta get rid of the pet cuz of the baby?'Mondays are for loving!Posted Feb-25-08 05:22:34 PST aww the weekend is over and you're back at work. Don't fret my friends. Just plan loving on Mondays. This is especially important when you don't have any loving planned for the rest of the week. I don't have that problem as I'm just damn lucky but I know some of you do. Get outta that Blue Monday phase and when you get home from work tonight, send the kids to grammas and run around the house naked playing hide-n-seek. You can also play this game with objects hidden on your person which is quite fun as long as the objects aren't sharp :) Your Monday blues will soon be a thing of the past. When you're feeling bored, it's time for dirty strip scrabble. What fun mondays will soon be! You don't have to thank me. Just doin' my good service. Gas price is 3.15 here!Posted Feb-24-08 06:51:46 PST Is that ridiculous or what?? I don't see an end to this. Airline tickets are going up, food is going to go up, pizza delivery is going to go up! I can't even afford to drive anymore. I know they have those days where you aren't supposed to buy gas. Yea, we'll show them. I personally think this doesn't work becuase the stations end up raising their prices the next day cuz ya pissed em off. Is there no end in site? Is my daughter going to have to pay 6.00 a gallon when she starts to drive? It's a conspiracy! I said it before and I'm sticking to it! ITS A F*CKING CONSPIRACY! And furthermore, car pool lanes are a joke. who wants breakfast????Posted Feb-24-08 05:56:20 PST I made a breakfast casserole, waffles, have out sausage, bagels and cream cheese, cransberry juice, oj, milk, apple juice, coffee, um um.....fruit, cereal. No one is up yet and it's just sitting out for the taking. Go take it! Anyone want a mimosa?? Let's drink and run around in the snow naked..yayaya crazy and fun! WEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh, no more coffee for me. If I were selling sex I'd be ...Posted Feb-24-08 05:31:51 PST hmmm....crazy. BUT....made ya look huh cuz ya saw the S word! For those of you feeling down today...Posted Feb-23-08 05:33:20 PST are you sad? depressed? lonely? feeling sorry for yourself? Well pick yourself up you f*ckn loser!!!!! How the hell is anyone supposed to help you when you can't even help yourself?? You think YOU got it bad? Why, in my day I had to walk 10 miles to school...in the snow....with no shoes...buck naked.....thru the cow shit....thru the woods....and by the time I got to school it was time to turn around and come home again! And furthermore, my papa was a rolling stone! yaya and and and my mama prostituted herself so she could support other peoples drug habits! (she was always helping people). YEA! So get off your damn soap box and start LIVING! This is the day. Today. Go kiss some ass..I mean kick some ass and always remember,...... what? I'm offending EVERYONE! .. including myselfPosted Feb-22-08 05:28:59 PST What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?' Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby? They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ...' -A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.... Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides Random thoughts for the dayPosted Feb-22-08 05:14:33 PST Updated Feb-22-08 05:16:27 PST Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
****** MY Favorite - The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt hahahaha Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs." good morning!!!!! :D Diet Pill Commercials crack me up...Posted Feb-19-08 05:05:57 PST Ever notice when they have a diet pill commerical and show a really skinny woman who lost 58 pounds that she's wearing the same bathing suit? I wonder why that is. Hmmmmm Ever notice when they show a diet pill commerical, at the bottom of the screen they have a clause that says not approved or tested by the FDA? Such small letters though. I wonder why that is. Hmmmmm Ever notice that the models look so frumpy and fat and pale and then after they've lost 58 pounds they all wear makeup and their hair is the same length? Weird. Even the guys. They wear the same swimming trunks on the before picture and the same swimming trunks after they've lost 72 pounds and have a gorgeous six pack. hmmmm Ever wonder why once you stop eating cupcakes and having a piece of cake or 5 pieces of toast or skip the second piece of pizza, weight kinda seems to go down? That is so weird. So weird. And finally, did you ever wonder why when you go to the gym and EXERCISE, magically, just like that diet pill, your weight starts to drop? That is the weirdest thing of all!! So you think you have it bad....Posted Feb-18-08 04:48:09 PST We ALL have good days and bad. I'm trying and successing in refocusing my negative days. Step back, take a deep breath. Smell the flowers. Feel the sun. I'm a very lucky person. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I have a roof over my head, a beautiful daughter who loves me to death even though I didn't give birth to her, a handsome, sexy, hot, WORKING husband :) My mother is still alive and I talk to her every day. I'm blessed with compassion for animals. I'm not obese! I have my eyesight and I can still hear the sounds of music or a fart. I can WALK to the store. Hell, I'm not rich. I wish my hair were thicker. I miss my grandparents. I don't care for my job. I want to lose weight, etc..... I am blessed. And I know every one of you is blessed in some way also. Remember that on a bad day. What a gorgeous day!!!! smooch smooch smoooooooooooooooooch Took the 'smart or stupid' test againPosted Feb-17-08 05:34:26 PST and ya know what? yaya still stupid. It's pretty sad too. The questions are the same. I think it's that 8 seconds that screws me up! GRRR If ya wanna take it, it's like 3 back on my blog page. I'm going to eat my smart food and take it again. And two people I know took it and they're stupid too..lol. Stoopids. bending over backwards for potential buyers..Posted Feb-17-08 05:18:14 PST is NOT going to be at the top of my list any longer. Changing the price, changing the shipping, blahlblah, and then they end up not bidding on it. PMO. So FI. I'm not going to KA to PB's any longer. I'm just gonna DWID and if they don't like it they can take a FW off the bridge cuz that's the way it is. :) how do ya like TA's?? :D
can ya figure that one out hehe do this test! smart or stupid???Posted Feb-16-08 06:33:14 PST Updated Feb-16-08 06:34:50 PST I posted this last night but wanted to post it again. It's not a long test and you only have 8 seconds to answer each question. I'm stupid! : ( but honest. http://www.flashbynight.com/test/ need Buy It Now answer FAST! help!!Posted Feb-15-08 17:05:04 PST i have an item for 3.99. another seller has it for 12.99 buy it now. potential buyer just emailed me and said if i put a buy it now price for 20.00, he'll buy it. Hmmmm what do you think???? I dont understand why he doesn't buy the other one!? HELP! Smart or Stupid Test....Posted Feb-15-08 16:44:29 PST This is fast! you have about 8 seconds for each question. Good luck!!! Something witty to say today?Posted Feb-15-08 06:29:27 PST Why is it called a driveway when you park in and if you want to be politically correct, manholes should be called peopleholes and the Manwhich should be called the peoplewich or just the Wich. Can I sue for discrimination? 'buy it now' advantages?Posted Feb-15-08 05:10:14 PST good morning and Happy Friday! WOowooo I'm selling an erotic strip poker game (oolala) at a starting bid of 3.99. The exact game is also being sold by someone else for a 'buy it now' price at $12.99. The potential buyer emailed me and asked why my shipping cost was so high. That was due to an error on my part becuase I was charging for priority and shipping parcel. I thanked him and told him I'd change it. Then he emailed me back again and said once I changed the shipping, he'd put a bid on the game. So I emailed him back and said it was changed and thanked him again for pointing out the error. He then again emailed me and asked me if I'd put a 'buy it now' price on it. I emailed him back and said ' no, sorry, but there's another game for 12.99 at a buy it now price'. Was that rude? Haven't heard from him since. lol... dumb guy or one thing on his mind?? |
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