ugh, went and saw the movie last night. It was bad enough that it costs over 8 bucks each to see it. The popcorn alone is 6.50 which we passed up. I do the el-sneako-purso with stashed gooditos routine. But anyway, this movie SUCKED! It was so bad that I wouldn't even recommend renting it at a movie rental store. Granted, this is just my opinion. I absolutely think Kevin Costnar and Forrest Whitaker are excellent actors but this movie did not let them shine at all.

I won't tell you too much about it becuase I'm sure there's people who are going to go see it..(hehehe you wait and see)...but it reminded me of Groundhog Day. The only thing missing was the comedy part.

I would not recommend this movie to anyone. I don't care if you have a Kevin Costnar poster above your bed. Don't go see it! Did I say it SUCKED?? That my friends is an understatement. If you absolutely have to go see it, wait til it comes out on video and save the money.

This is my own personal opinion so don't go sayin' I'm speaking for you.

btw GOOD MORNING!!! :D

 

I just created a new nic...friends of the friendless. I'm going to start finding homes for 'unwanted' things. Charlie, my butt, ugly, thumb sucking Monkey gave me the idea. He just found a new home. Now I'm trying to find a home for my blind Serta #1 sheep with PTSD. I Mabel, my Madame Moiselle doll is not ready to leave yet. She has a very bad lazy eye but has been with me since I was about 10 so she stays.

Charlie and Serta are both under poisonapple2005 but from now on, I think 'friends of the friendless' is a good nic for my newfound quest. :D I feel like I'm contributing to the world problems now and just so you know, this is a non-profit organization and the money I spend finding homes for these 'friendless' things comes out of my pocket alone. No need to thank me. I'm not asking for a pat on the back. :)  Aaah, it feels so good.

So if you see a blog from Friends of the Friendless, yep, das me doing my part.

it's hot in here. Do guys ever get hot flashes besides when they look at a naked woman ? I don't think they do becuase it's a hormonal thing but then, the body is a complex thing.

what came first? The chicken or the egg??? Will we ever know? I personally am leaning towards the chicken. Raised as a Catholic although I don't follow the religion closely anymore, Adam and Eve were created. They are adults. So, I believe that God made 'adult' things first. He did not make Adam and Eve babies and it's a good thing because the snake would have swallowed them whole. He HAD to make adults first to get busy makin' babies. The chicken. That is my answer along with my hypothesis. :) next....

My tolerance for teenagers is getting worse by the day. I know it's my age. Get to a certain age and just don't wanna take any crapola from anyone. I've earned that right.  I am now my 'authentic' self and no one else and that's the way it is. I do not care for teenagers. Oh, some are alright but it's the ones that have those low jeans where their ass hangs out that bother me. And they have that 'I am so cool I'm about to melt' walk that resembles a penguin with a bad hip. I'm sure they are all just fine but it's not MY fault that I have labeled them. I've already told my daughter that when she starts dating which is just around the corner, the 'gentleman' will not honk his horn. He will walk up the steps, introduce himself and have his ass covered or there will be a foot in it! Why can't we go back to the 70's. Now that was cool. Huge bellbottoms and pheasant tops. Peace out.

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Serta Numero UNO Blind sheep with PTSD Charlie the Butt Ugly thumb sucking Sleeping Monkey

I'm all for learning english but look at all the words that don't make any sense! bologna. How many people say it correctly. I'm guessing 1 out of 10 and I'm not one of em. sofa, couch? What's the difference? their, they're, there. I think the english language is one of the hardest to learn. Although, I never understood why when you see a spanish question, the question mark is upside down. And look at all those lines when you see japanese!! WTF is that stuff??????!!

baloney. It's all baloney.

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Serta Numero UNO Blind sheep with PTSD Charlie the Butt Ugly thumb sucking Sleeping Monkey

One of my peeves. People who use words the wrong way. They use a word that has absolutely nothing to do with anything and I question them and say, 'don't you mean ____ instead of ____'? And they say 'no no! that's the right word'. So then I ask them what it means and they start blabbing like Charlie Brown teacher and their mouth is moving but all that comes out is WAAwawaaWAwaaWA.  I don't question them any more but I go home and just to satisify myself, I look up the word becuase I don't want to be the one who doesn't know what she's talking about and there's the word in black and white with the CORRECT meaning.

I'm by far not always right but I do know what some words mean. derrrr and I do know that vietnamese is not pronounced vietnese and afghanistan is not pronounced af-i-ghanistan and pornography is not prounced pronography...lol

good morning everyone!!!!!!! happy friday to me! :D

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Serta Numero UNO Blind sheep with PTSD Charlie the Butt Ugly thumb sucking Sleeping Monkey

All 3 have to go upstairs and stay there for one week. My daughters room is up there and the cat room is up there but thats it. I'll visit them every day. My in-laws are coming and they don't like cats. My hubby says they're 'allergic' to them but I think he just doesn't want to say they don't like cats. I think I'll go to the pet store and buy one of those pad warmers for their pillows. Does anyone else use those and do they work well? It gets cold upstairs.

I have a cat tree up there and just one little window for them. I guess they'll just sleep most of the time I'm hoping. I was going to get a kiddie gate too so they could at least look down the stairs. That way they can stare at me with those sad eyes and say 'mom??? what did we do wrong? why do we have to stay up here????'

how can you not like kitties???

:(

Charlie, my monkey has a friend who is going up for bidding. Numero Uno was unfortunately attacked by 'Moose' and now #1 is no longer capable of seeing. Siiighhh If I were a surgeon, I could give him new eyes but I'm not so I can't so hopefully he can find a good home and some good eyes! I have one big eye I found in the drawer but it's really BIG and he'd look like the cyclops sheep if I performed an operation. And a very good morning to all :)

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Serta Blind sheep with PTSD Charlie the Butt Ugly thumb sucking Sleeping Monkey

Not mentioning any names, I just wanted to know why people even take the time to respond to a blogger who writes hateful things. It's just to get a rise outta you and you feed him by responding. You just can't let it go can you? You think you're gonna save him from himself. siiighh..move on and ignore ignore ignore!

 Write on my blog instead cuz I is full of da LOVE baby!!! oh, and so is Charlie :)

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Charlie the Butt Ugly thumb sucking Sleeping Monkey

yep, I'm finally giving him up. After all these years. My hubby said it's either the monkey or him. I thought about it for a few minutes and we made a compromise. Hubby pretends he's tarzan once in awhile, beats his chest once in awhile, and let's me nuzzle his neck, he's in. Bye bye Charlie...it was great!

HAPPY EASTER ALL!

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Charlie the Butt Ugly Sleeping Monkey

I caught the end of 'Everybody Loves Raymond' yesterday and Debra and Ray were having a discussion about their communication. She was telling him that SHE knows how to communicate in a certain way for example, 'i'm tired' means 'no sex'. She said he doesn't know how to do that and then she proceeded to tell him that for 15 years, he was doing something wrong in bed and she would physically try to tell him but he didn't get it.. He never knew that. He said 'why did you wait 15 years to tell me I'm doing it wrong? Why didn't you tell me in the first 3 years?!'...She said 'because I was embarressed'. I wonder if men can read men as well as women can read women? Not just with sex but everything! When I'm on the phone and I can't talk, my girl friend 'gets it!'. My husband doesnt. He'll say, 'whats wrong?'..and it'll go over his head that maybe there's someone in the room. DUH! Is it just becuase men are so um, what word am I looking for....stupid, or is it becuase women just have better mental telepathy waves?

hmmmm

Really mean aren't stupid BUT the only reason they're around is because a vibrator can't buy you a drink. :D nono j/k

scrambled eggs taste better with lots of catsup on them. My hubby thinks this is absolutely gross.

bologna sandwiches taste better with smooshed potato chips in between the bread.

ham tastes better with cream cheese

bananas are a great fruit and taste even better with peanut butter on them

potato chips and chocolate in your mouth at the same time is Heavenly

Applesauce poured over pork chops... MMmmmmmm

oh! oh! oh! AND finally, if you're gonna go all the way and have syrup on your ice cream, gotta have the whipped cream too.

and thats my blog for this morning :)

 

 

 

When I'm on the treadmill or stairmaster at the gym, this one is the one to rock out to! Can do an extra 15 minutes playin this over and over and over and over...lol

Good morning all you early risers!!  

How many of you can't live without your cell phone? I used to have one when I had my own business and I'd go alot of places at night by myself. Now though, since I haven't had one for over 2 years, I do NOT miss it in the least. People take their phones to the gym and I think that's SO RUDE.

My daughter is getting her first paycheck today. She's 15 and wants to get a 'pay as you go' plan and get her first cell phone. I'm reluctant as hell becuase she's going away in May and won't be working again until Sept. and besides that, I don't think she's responsible enough yet. She DOES NOT need a cell phone and I dont care if every single kid in high school has one! She hasn't even worked a month yet and already tried getting a day off to go to the mall. geeeeeeeeeeeesh.

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I'm using her computer and I just dropped a big ole blob of yogurt into the keyboard. uh oh. must get rid of evidence and it's getting more messy as I type...ok gotta go..bye all and have a great day!

I'm just about asleep and the phone rings. I have to pick it up becuase if I don't , the message beep will keep going and going and going. UGH! Sometimes it's just a recording. Sometimes its that promotions place wanting to send me somewhere. MOST of the time its nothing! The business police just want to know if I'm there so they know to call me again tomorrow night. 1) Almost nothing is free so I don't want you to send me anywhere. 2) You'll get paid when I GET PAID! and 3) you are NOT intimidating me by calling me at all hours. GFY. know what I mean jellybean???

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Since so many of you here are thinking about this position, including myself, here are some guidelines.

1) Shave.  C'mon- even homeless people have access to shaving lotion, sharp, sterile razor blades, and aftershave, don't they?

2) Be Specific.  Don't just ask for "food", tell everyone what you're looking for- "Can you please help me get a WRECK from Potbelly's?" or "Can I get some help in getting a Quarter-Pounder With Cheese Extra Value Meal?"  Corporate sponsors are always looking for new and unique ways to put their products' name out there; who knows, maybe you'll land a sponshorship deal!

3) Answer your cell phone.  Subconsciously, this has the effect of telling your audience that "the fish may be biting" somewhere else, so if they don't subsidize you, you will go somewhere else, never again to grace their corner.

4) Start the morning off with a fresh Venti cup of Starbuck's Coffee.  You'll need the energy, and the cup will give your audience a nice, bright receptacle to put their money in.  Make sure you have lots of change in the cup so you have something to shake and get people's attention.

5) The scrap cardboard and black Sharpie marker are time honored traditions.  DO NOT DEVIATE from this formula.  If you do not have scrap cardboard and/or a black Sharpie, you can pick some up at Staples.  http://stores.staples-...

and don't forget the dog or the baby! :)

I was pulling into the store parking lot yesterday and without fail, there he was. He's there every time I go to the store which is at least twice a week. He has his signs. Today his sign is 'Need money for gas to get back home'. His girl is playing the part. She's sitting on the ground, her head down. Pobracita. Sometimes they have a dog with them. Sometimes they even have the baby. But today, it's just him and the girl. He's very brave, a pro. Tries to make eye contact with me and I do make eye contact. I just smile. This is his job. He is here from 8 am to probably about 4 pm as I've seen him during all hours of the day. Tomorrow he'll have a different sign. It will say something like 'baby needs food' or 'will work for food'.

It humbles me to see that he is teaching his baby at such an early age about life and how to play the cards right. A driver rolls down the window and gives him a buck.

Good morning everyone! Here's hoping you all sell at least one thing today that which is not attached to your body unless you're into that. Here's hoping this Monday is the BEST monday of the year for you so far and here's hoping that Love is in the air as well as your pants!

smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooches

Santa arrives in a sleigh. How does the Easter Bunny arrive?