Everyone knows at least one lazy person. I can't say I HATE lazy people but they bother me. Laziness is just a lack of self motivation and if you lack self motivation you tend to get screwed in life. Some lazy people will wait for you to start a firecracker under their butt to get something done. However, it is not our job to do this. We can not motivate a lazy person.
My mom's boyfriend is lazy. He is the Grand Master. I have NEVER, EVER, met anyone lazier. To give him some credit, he does work. He drives a truck around leading big rigs with lots of stuff on them to their destination. But he's lazy. The restaurant he eats at his across the street and he has to drive there. He can not turn on the microwave oven by himself. Yesterday, his son called and he was sitting on the kitchen chair. My mom got up and answered the phone and said 'it's your son. Do you want to talk to him?'. He said 'just tell him I'll be over there in a bit..blahblahblah'..My mom put the phone down and said to him 'You talk to him yourself'..so instead of getting up and going over to the phone, he yells out..'HEY SPARKY! I'll be over there in a little bit!'..hahahaha was kinda funny actually.
So fill this in..
My ____ is so lazy, ____________________________________.
Why? Why not.
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