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Archive - March 2008 Amish Wit! heeeeee heeeeePosted Mar-30-08 14:08:09 PDT An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
>> down and drinking from his farm pond.
>>
>> The Amish farmer shouts:
>> 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which
>> means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.')
>> The kneeling man shouts back:
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>> 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English.
>> If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'
>>
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Gotta go clean and get laundry going... catch you guys later! Please take a look - items ending REAL soon, buy it now or best offer! I have accpeted three best offers this week! I just accepted ANOTHER BEST OFFER!Posted Mar-29-08 08:51:00 PDT FREE PRIORITY SHIPPING! BUY IT NOW OR BEST OFFER! Three best offers were accepted this week!
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A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking? Helloooooooo, her husband speaks English!
Now get back to your blogs! Wish my car that this mileage!Posted Mar-28-08 20:29:32 PDT A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American, DOESN'T IT? |
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