| Archive - June 2008 UR gonna laugh!!!!! You have been warned! LOLPosted Jun-22-08 18:52:27 PDT Contagious giggles - U R WARNED!!!! LOLPosted Jun-22-08 18:34:08 PDT Come in, laugh, say hello! LOLPosted Jun-21-08 19:05:18 PDT The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' ' Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.' Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.' New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second opinion - PRICELESS Come in laugh and say hello!Posted Jun-21-08 18:35:18 PDT Moving to Nevada... A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada.. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free .' Later that night,on her way out,the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going,he replies, 'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year'. I check out your feedback before I bid or buy! LOLPosted Jun-21-08 13:33:52 PDT Updated Jun-21-08 13:42:49 PDT I took out the sellers name, but you see they have quite a bit of feedback! They are at 97.5%
Sharing a website - please check it out!Posted Jun-21-08 12:32:21 PDT Please take a moment to check out this website! I met this author at a recent training I attended for my job... he is an inspiration! oh what a life he has led! Compare presidential candidates!Posted Jun-21-08 10:18:43 PDT Gas tips - please share yours!Posted Jun-21-08 09:50:01 PDT
I get a rebate for every online purchase! It adds up! I also have things I am doing and am seeing a HUGS difference in my fuel usage... I commute 40 miles to work and 40 miles home... It's all freeway miles, except for a few surface roads... I have reduced my speed, don't drive over 70 mph on freeway, I use the cruise control when I can if traffic is moving along smoothly... I only fill up after sunset... I use the slowest setting on the handle to fill the tank... In the last month, I have seen a HUGS difference!!!
What are you doing? NIGHTMARES!!!!!! UGHPosted Jun-21-08 08:39:56 PDT I think just made history with my recent nightmare! ************************************************************************
So, last nite, I shopped online in ebay for a couple of hours... I was pretty tired when I finished for the nite... Imagine now, the nitemare that followed!
I dreamed ebay was an actual store!!!! All the sellers had stores in the place... I took a weird elevator, tram to get from my home to the stores... it was like a spaceship! I moved from store to store and item to item on the tram... The weirdest thing is, the seller were ringing up my purchases and they were all robots! I missed you all and hope I was missed! LOL Compare presidential candidates!Posted Jun-20-08 19:36:49 PDT Come in laugh and say hello!Posted Jun-20-08 19:29:45 PDT THOUGHT OF THE DAY OPEC nations buy U.S. grain from us at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell our grain to them for $136.00 a bushel. What? You Can't buy it? Tough Shit! Eat your damned oil! It ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel azz!! What a way to end the longest week!Posted Jun-20-08 19:19:26 PDT whew, I have just spent the last couple of hours shopping... on ebay of course! :) I am still clothes shopping, if you have something to share with me! :) I have not been around much this week, so, what is new?!?!?!?!?! Man of the House...Posted Jun-17-08 19:19:53 PDT MAN OF THE HOUSE When your hut's on fire...Posted Jun-17-08 18:57:52 PDT When your hut's on fire The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. He cried out, 'God! How could you do this to me?' Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the island! It had come to rescue him! 'How did you know I was here?' asked the weary man of his rescuers. 'We saw your smoke signal,' they replied. The Moral of This Story: It's easy to get discouraged when things are going bad, but we shouldn't lose heart, because God is at work in our lives, even in the midst of our pain and suffering. Remember that the next time your little hut seems to be burning to the ground. It just may be a smoke signal that summons the Grace of God. P.S. You may want to consider passing this on, because you never know who feels as if their hut is on fire today Say What you Need to SayPosted Jun-16-08 17:32:46 PDT
Take all of your wasted honor Just wanted to say goodnite!Posted Jun-15-08 20:49:26 PDT I am pooped out! :) also having computer issues... mooovvvviiinngggg real SLLLLOOOOWWWWW! I have no patience left! I got my pics printed and framed and hung on my wall... had a great day! hope you did too! if I don't reply, sorry, I cannot stand it when my computer moves this slow! :) HUGS to all and a Good Nite! Compare presidential candidates!Posted Jun-15-08 18:41:11 PDT Taco Casserole Recipe - mmmmmm good!Posted Jun-14-08 20:59:27 PDT Quick and Easy... Ingredients: 2 pounds ground beef, 1/4 cup chopped onion, 1 envelope taco seasoning, 2/3 cup water, 1 can(11 oz) drained whole kernal corn, 1 can (11oz) condensed fiesta nacho cheese soup undiluted, 1 pkg (32oz) frozen tater tots
In a skillet, cook beef and onion over med heat until meat is no longer pink; drain. Stir in taco seasoning and water. Simmer, uncovered for 5 minutes. Add corn and soup; mix well. Transfer to non stick baking dish. Arrange tater tots over the top. Bake uncovered at 350 for 30 to 35 minutes or until tots are crispy and golden brown. I sometimes add shredded cheese to the top...
This is it! Enjoy!!!! A different world - Bucky CovingtonPosted Jun-14-08 10:12:13 PDT Good points... Political in nature...Posted Jun-13-08 19:16:51 PDT Obama Explains National Anthem Stance Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. According to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171, During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. 'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides,' Obama said. 'There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it.' WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this could possibly be our next president. I, for once, am speechless . . |
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