Posted Jul-31-08 20:42:58 PDT
(Excuse the...Swede-ish!)
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2008 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
Ole says......."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"
Goodnite all! :)
Posted Jul-29-08 20:31:06 PDT
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday
and it's today.'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up,' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one,too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming right up,' the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
Posted Jul-29-08 18:15:57 PDT
This made my day! :)
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Posted Jul-28-08 07:45:30 PDT
I stayed up for the late nite Deal or No Deal... I am quite tired this morning! LOL *sips coffee*
Come see what I have... Or don't... Whatever... LOL I am too tired to care! LOL
Kids have doctor appts today, got shipping to do, grocery shopping to do, and on and on... *sigh*
Hope you are all having a great day so far!
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