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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget
all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and
should, use the WD-40; if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
 
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. So be brief
with people.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

Thoughts for the day:
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

Be really nice to your family members: you never know when you might need them to select your nursing home or empty your bedpan.

Some people are like "slinkies". They're not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of
stairs.