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Most Recent Posts Posted Sep-13-08 16:25:06 PDT
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acti ng like your father!'
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
'You are going to get it when you get home!'
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'
19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your f oot, don't come running to me.'
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'
| Posted Sep-12-08 07:59:35 PDT 
Love and hugs,
KimPosted Sep-05-08 05:57:50 PDT ~I have decided to relist my readings once again. The letter I received from support is below:~
Dear Kim,
Thank you for writing eBay in regard to the removal of your 2 Question
or 1 Dream Psychic Email Reading listing.
I reviewed your listing, and you're right. This listing was not in
violation of our policy and should not have been removed. Please accept
our sincere apology for our mistake and any inconvenience it may have
caused.
Be assured that all fees associated with this listing were refunded when
it was removed. In addition, I have erased the violation from your
record and restored the listing.
We invite you to relist your item. To do this, please follow these
steps:
1. Click "My eBay" at the top of most eBay pages. You may need to sign
in.
2. Click the "Unsold" link on the left side of the page, under the "All
Selling" heading.
3. Select "Relist" in the pull-down menu to the right of the item.
If you need further assistance, please don't hesitate to reply to this
email and let us know.
Sincerely,
Janie
eBay Customer Support
Posted Aug-30-08 07:51:15 PDT Ebay has removed a listing once again and of course live support
does not know why...so what's new LOL
I decided to do bussiness here as an added income, thank
God I have a major site where my bussiness thrives, but
I feel for those of you who don't.
I am not sure if I want to continue doing bussiness here now.
Had to vent...Everyone, Have a safe and happy holiday weekend!
Posted Jul-27-08 02:53:23 PDT 
What's the Problem
Why is it difficult for us to acquire
All those things in life we desire?
What's so tough about getting all that?
It's like pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
Why is it difficult for us to think
Beyond the quicksand in which we sink?
Don't we realize we are the source
Of great energy, love, power, and force?
Why is it difficult for us to accept
Changed ideas or a new concept?
Is it because we are stuck in old ways
From bad habits acquired in our younger days?
Why is it difficult for us to understand
That we can conduct our own life's band?
To sing and dance to the music we play
And enjoy happiness each and every day?
Why is it difficult for us to realize
That real strength is not found in size?
It's in our beliefs about who we are
Which hold us back, or drive us far.
Why is it difficult for us to believe
That we possess the power to achieve
Any goal in life we desire to attain,
Be it love, happiness, fortune or fame?
Why is it difficult for us to know
It's only through love that we can glow
And be a shining beacon to all
Like a lighthouse standing tall?
Why is it difficult for us to comprehend
In death, we don't lose loved ones and friends?
Only worldly possessions do we leave behind,
Realizing their true value, to which we were blind.
Why is it difficult for us to think
About death and dying, being on the brink?
Is it fear of the unknown or what we might learn,
That once through the door, we never return?
Why is it difficult for us to see
Death is not the end for you or me?
Just take comfort to know that in death
Life doesn't end with your very last breath.
By Mike Stone
(Poet & Master of Martial Arts...
who taught Elvis and Priscilla Presley) |
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