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Archive - September 2006 Luna and Bethel Forgot To Talk About Jericho TV!Posted Sep-30-06 05:59:29 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They run my life. I'm not ashamed of it. It does me no good to be ashamed of it. Luna and Bethel Forgot To Talk About Jericho TV! Jericho came on TV again this week and Luna and Bethel forgot to talk about it because they were so driven wild by Project Runway. OK, what happened on Jericho this week was...Johnny Depp The Pirate climbed a building to look for more mushrooms in the sky because the grocery store was out of mushrooms. He didn't see a mushroom, so he said, "Everybody! Go into basements and look for mushrooms! My pirate friends and I are hungry!" So everybody was looking for mushrooms, and the one legged teacher said, "Let's make a machine that MAKES mushrooms! Everybody look for a fan belt!" But the teacher was stupid, so it didn't work. While everybody was looking for mushrooms, The Devious Blonde flagged down two convicts who were trying to escape from murderous school children who'd hijacked the prison bus. She took the poor convicts right to the house of another bad child! She and the bad child made sneaky hand signals at each other and stole things while the nice convicts made breakfast for everybody! Johnny Depp The Pirate took a lot of people to an abandoned mine and blasted the mine shut so the people would be his Mushroom Mining Slaves. Then he went to help The Devious Blonde kill the convicts because he felt like it. The show ends with the black man, the one smart person in town, putting pins on a map to mark where he wants to move so he can get away from the stupid people in Jericho. Luna and Bethel can't wait to see what happens next week! (Please note new blog design...Luna and Bethel aren't going to lose that contest again!) What Luna and Bethel Would Have Done If They'd Won A Gift CertificatePosted Sep-29-06 05:01:07 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell their Poop Art on eBay (not now, but they actually have been known to doo this). And they once had dreams.... If Luna and Bethel Had Won A Gift Certificate for Blogging, They Would Have Done The Following Things.... Luna and Bethel had given a great deal of thought to what they would have done if they'd won a gift certificate for blogging. Sigh. First, they would have invested in artwork from their Russian friends.... http://cgi.ebay.com/Toy-Fox-Terrier-on-Russian-Nesting-dolls_W0QQitemZ300032554264QQihZ020QQcategoryZ66505QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Second, they would have gotten a little something to jazz up their winter jackets.... http://cgi.ebay.com/MOTORCYCLES-HELPING-UGLY-PEOPLE-HAVE-SEX-IRON-ON-PATCH_W0QQitemZ180033025341QQihZ008QQcategoryZ35967QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Third, they really needed something to discourage the police from pulling them over in their car.... http://cgi.ebay.com/IM-ONLY-SPEEDING-CAUSE-I-HAVE-TO-POOP-MAGNETIC_W0QQitemZ120036353991QQihZ002QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem And, of course they would have made some Poop Art....
 (Perhaps everyone remembers Luna whining endlessly about Moon Goddess Barbie by Bob Mackie for sale by salesbygetridofit!, but Luna forgot she wanted that.) salesbygetridofit!, your poop mails TODAY. Sorry, but the secretary was sick....a real excuse this time. Luna and Bethel would like to congratulate their friends (you know who you are) who won prizes in the latest period of the contest. Luna and Bethel Watch Project RunwayPosted Sep-28-06 05:03:26 PDT Updated Sep-28-06 05:51:37 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell Poop Art on eBay, but salesbygetridofit! bought it all, so they are fresh out of BUSINESS. Luna and Bethel watched Project Runway last night. Luna and Bethel like that show. Luna and Bethel don't know if you know this about them, but they used to live in New York City with Heidi and Tim, so they feel right at home when they watch that show! Except that Luna and Bethel only admit to missing New York when it can make them seem more important and famous than they actually are. When the secretaries dragged Luna and Bethel back to New York to finish signing papers on the sale of the Tiny Dollhouse Prison Home, Luna and Bethel peed on the floor immediately. Now let's start the show....there were only four designers left last night. Luna and Bethel aren't sure what happened to the other designers, they think perhaps designers are executed as they fail in their tasks. At least Luna and Bethel hope that is the case and wish that part of the show weren't edited out. The four remaining designers are: Uli- German Tent Maker Michael- The Nice Man With Lots of Talent Who Loves Dogs Jeffrey- Neck Skin Disease Man Laura- Dog Hating Scary Circus Clown Big Fat Hates Dogs We Hate Laura Monster Heidi and Her Boobs came out first and said, "Your challenge today is ha ha I'm not telling you, Nina will tell you tomorrow, this was just me showing you My Boobs." The next day Nina said, "Your challenge is to be you, make something that is you, make what you love, show me you and I will tell you that you is no good, ha ha, don't make you ever again." So the designers took their eBay gift certificates and bought fabric and made themselves. Tim came in and said, "Hurry up making yourselves, ha ha, I take away six hours because I am the God of Time and Space. Ha ha, take pictures of you, write three words on a card, ha ha." Luna and Bethel LOVE Tim Gunn! Then the models came in (Luna and Bethel just modeled for artman07, see blog banner, see artman07 for all your pet portrait needs) with their boobs (such as their boobs are). The designers glued themselves to the models, then they took pictures of themselves all over the models. Of course Laura is cruel and she took her model into the hallway and slammed her model's head in an elevator door sixty-five times. Luna and Bethel HATE mean Laura, and so do scared models everywhere. At last it was time for judging. The judges said, "It is no good, we hate you, don't ever make you again. No, we lied, we love you, please stay. Nobody go home. This show was all a big joke. Please look at Heidi's Boobs." This episode of Project Runway made Luna and Bethel feel tricked, it makes them feel the way Luna and Bethel felt when they were told they were getting COOKIES and what they got was knocked on the head and they woke up with zippers in their stomachs.
Luna and Bethel Pose For Artman07Posted Sep-27-06 04:24:40 PDT Luna and Bethel the toy fox terriers would like to direct your attention to their new blog banner! Luna and Bethel are feeling very flattered and think they might leave this banner up for a while. Artman07 drew their picture! They posed for hours and hours for this picture, which was a boring thing for Luna and Bethel and killed their dreams of having their own Playboy magazine photo shoot. Anybody who thinks modeling is easy and is just for lazy skinny girls hasn't been in Luna and Bethel's paws! They also got cold posing naked. See artman07 for all of your pet portrait needs!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Luna and Bethel are annoyed to report that their secretary is better, but still basically worthless to them. Does the secretary feed them? Does the secretary fill their water bowl? Does the secretary change the channel whenever a member of the current administration makes a speech? Well, yes, the secretary does all of those crucial tasks. What the secretary isn't doing is writing the kind of blog entries that could possibly take home the gold in the blogging contest. Luna and Bethel are counting on a gift certificate of their very own. What would Luna and Bethel do with a gift certificate, you ask? Stay tuned .....................
Luna and Bethel are still distraught that Tom Cruise has stolen their Poop Art idea. They have contacted the Oprah show in hopes of getting equal time. They can't wait to poop on Oprah's sofa just like Tom did. You may be sickened and disgusted by Tom's poop art by cutting and pasting the following link into your browser.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060830/od_afp/afpentertainmentusarts_060830194640 salesbygetridofit! and gadgetgirlhunting Fight Over Luna's Art!Posted Sep-26-06 16:08:21 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They normally sell Poop Art, but right now it has been all bought up. Luna and Bethel's secretary got off of her sick-sofa to discover that salesbygetridofit! and gadgetgirlhunting have been fighting over the poop art AGAIN. There was lots of bad name calling and poop art slinging and plenty of the ugliness that makes blogging so darned fun! Bethel will be taking bets on the fight here. Please keep in mind that all bets must be made in cash. Merchandise, credit, or poop not accepted. (gadgetgirlhunting and salesbygetridofit! are actually lovely people who do not fight with others on the blogs...it's just that little dogs sometimes have a different way of seeing the world.)
Luna and Bethel Regret To Inform You.....Posted Sep-26-06 04:27:05 PDT Luna's eBay Poop Art auction ends today. Bid on it. If you don't bid on it, don't worry. More poop is coming out of Luna soon, although it will not be NEARLY as good as the current eBay Poop Art. Luna and Bethel regret to inform you that their blog entry today is going to be lame, lame, lame. The secretary is under the weather. The secretary is actually abnormally short, although not quite as short as Luna and Bethel, so the secretary is always under the weather, really far under the weather. But what Luna and Bethel are trying to tell you now is that the secretary is sick. The secretary went to the Land of Endless Delights (garbage dump) yesterday with the other secretary, which made Luna and Bethel mad. Why should the secretaries have all the fun? Because they have thumbs? Because Luna and Bethel can't get to the car keys unless the secretaries drop them? These do not seem like good reasons to Luna and Bethel for secretaries having all of the fun. Anyhow, the secretaries came back, and they brought some non-spoiled food in exchange for the stinky rotten food, which was fine with Luna and Bethel although the stinky rotten food had certainly been more interesting. The bad thing was that the short secretary, the main one that Luna and Bethel depend on to produce their blog, that secretary seemed to have gotten traded in for a stinky rotten secretary at the dump. The new stinky rotten secretary laid on the sofa for the rest of the day and was hateful to everyone, particularly to Luna and Bethel. Luna and Bethel know that the secretary is well aware that they need to get on and off the sofa 12 times a minute, each and every minute. That is tiring work for dogs so short (which you'd think the short secretary could relate to), so they often need help, especially around Sofa Get Back On Number 5,697. Yesterday, the secretary actually rolled over and SHRIEKED RIGHT IN LUNA AND BETHEL'S FACES! And now Luna and Bethel can't get the secretary to do any of the things they want the secretary to do in their blog, all they can get the secretary to do is write this blog that seems to be designed to make all who read it feel sorry for the secretary, who is not really the injured party here by a long shot. The secretary may or may not answer comments today, because illness has made the secretary unreliable and the secretary most likely will return to the sofa to be ugly to Luna and Bethel some more. tru_gritt02 is apparently having trouble seeing the eBay Poop Art. We hope this helps as Luna and Bethel like trugritt_02.
 Luna and Bethel Check Out The New TV SeasonPosted Sep-25-06 08:48:18 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell Poop Art. See my Items For Sale right now because the current eBay Poop Art only has one day left! They now hog the TV, too. Luna and Bethel watched a TV show last week, and they certainly hope it is on this week as well because Luna and Bethel were riveted to the screen and they also liked the show. It was called "Jericho." At first Luna and Bethel thought it was a farming show because a mushroom grew in the sky near the beginning of the show. This seemed to Luna and Bethel to be a hopeful sign of plentiful crops. They were wrong about it being a farming show, however. Next, a bus full of convicts was hijacked by a bus full of school children, and the convicts defended themselves with drinking straws. One of the bad children got a BUNCH of straws poked into her neck. Johnny Depp The Pirate came and drove the children back to town so they could be arrested. All of the people in town were stupid except for one smart black man, and they had forgotten how to turn on lights. They were all running around fighting and trying to steal light bulbs from the stores. Everybody was also listening to answering machine tapes that told them there were explosions in Atlanta. Yes, Luna and Bethel understand that Atlanta has a very high population, but they didn't understand what that had to do with the story. At the end of the show, the sheriff made a speech, he said, "I am ashamed of you and your bad children. Take your drinking straws and answering machines and light bulbs and go home." Luna and Bethel give this show 3 paws up because they like to eat mushrooms, but refrain from giving 4 paws up because they would fall down. Stay tuned for more television reviews! (Unless the reviews are not well received, in which case Luna and Bethel will go back to doing something more poopular.) P.S. Tom Cruise copied Luna's Poop Art idea (don't look at this link unless you have a tolerance for baby poop). http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060830/od_afp/afpentertainmentusarts_060830194640
Tom Cruise Copies Luna's Poop ArtPosted Sep-24-06 16:02:27 PDT http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060830/od_afp/afpentertainmentusarts_060830194640 Tom Cruise will be hearing from Luna's lawyers. Psst. Gadgetgirlhunting. Luna and Bethel Have Something For YouPosted Sep-24-06 14:49:42 PDT Updated Sep-24-06 15:22:37 PDT Luna and Bethel, my toy fox terriers, have taken over my blog, my life...everything. Watch out. They may be coming to your home next! Gadgetgirlhunting, Thank you for running up the Poop Art bid against salesbygetridofit!. Since salesbygetridofit! is a rich gift certificate owner, she can certainly afford to spend a little of that eBay green on a piece of fine eBay Poop Art. As a reward, Bethel ran down to her super-secret basement printing press and whipped up a little payola for you.  Bethel portrait by artman07. See artman07 for all of your pet portrait needs! Luna and Bethel's Fear PoemPosted Sep-24-06 05:48:14 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell Poop Art. View my items for sale if you don't believe me. They are driving me to drink large quantities of cough syrup. Luna and Bethel were overcome with fear at 2:00am, as we all are sometimes when reality crashes through our facades of bravery in the cold dark night, so they wrote this poem. Luna and Bethel's Fear Poem: Black night, Fleas bite. Wind blows, Hot dry nose. Door creaks, Toddlers shriek. Dread creeps, Poop sells cheap.
Bid now on the eBay Poop Art. Ease the terrors of two sweet little dogs. Buy Luna's eBay Poop Art With Confidence!Posted Sep-23-06 17:34:20 PDT Luna and Bethel, my toy fox terriers are blogging and selling Poop Art. Really, they are! Since you are at their blog, you can see that they are indeed blogging. If you click on View My Items For Sale, you will see that they also really sell Poop Art. Luna and Bethel say that you can buy the poop art they have for sale right now WITH CONFIDENCE! This is a review from the first proud owner of a piece of Luna's Poop Art, salesbygetridofit! Listen to the lovely words of a satisfied customer..... It came, it came!!! My Poop Art is here! It's beautiful! I'll get pictures of it in it's new home soon (my camera broke yesterday) and post them for all to see! Now, while salesbygetridofit! has a lame excuse in there for not featuring pictures of the Poop Art in her blog, we are sure that she will eventually post the pictures. If she doesn't, Luna and Bethel may have to mail her some non-art poop Luna and Bethel Wonder About pandkanda's MosesPosted Sep-23-06 05:29:19 PDT Luna and Bethel, my toy fox terriers, have started blogging and selling Poop Art. No kidding, check my items for sale, there is Poop Art in there. They have been driven mad with power and they've charged $3,000 in bubble wrap to my credit cards. Ever since Moses had his secretary, pandkanda, bid on Luna's eBay Poop Art (View My Items For Sale), Luna and Bethel had been wondering what Moses looks like. Moses is a miniature fox terrier, but Luna and Bethel haven't seen too many dogs like themselves. They had no earthly idea what a boy cousin would actually look like. Their curiosity finally got the better of them and they called in a sketch artist from the local FBI field office to help them. Luna and Bethel want you to know that you would be surprised how generally unhelpful and rude the FBI can be in situations of this nature. After making bail, Luna and Bethel made their OWN picture of Moses.
 Luna and Bethel didn't need the FBI after all, they don't think.
Luna and Bethel Go To The Post OfficePosted Sep-22-06 04:03:38 PDT As at least one of you knows, Luna recently sold some of her Poop Art to salesbygetridofit! After making numerous excuses for not mailing the package, Luna and Bethel finally broke down and went to the post office. They were tired of making excuses. They were tired of the poop cluttering up the place. They were tired of their secretary and their secretary's secretary reminding them that they already chewed up their poop money, and that salesbygetridofit! deserved her poop. So Luna and Bethel drove to the post office as they usually do, with Luna working the wheel and the radio and Bethel working the pedals. For those of you who sell on eBay, isn't the post office HORRIBLE? First of all, the person behind the counter was mad that Luna and Bethel hadn't boxed up the Poop Art. Why should they box up the Poop Art? Luna and Bethel thought all they had to do was walk in and say, "Please send this to salesbygetridofit!," but apparently not. Luna and Bethel don't want to say the dirty word that the person behind the counter said about the Poop Art, but what she said was, "Don't you dogs hand me that $%@!. Put that $%@! in a box or something!" So Luna and Bethel got one of those special post office boxes to hide the Poop Art in, which made them really sad because other postal workers wouldn't be able to see it and appreciate the art when it was hidden in that box. Luna and Bethel won't go into the other silliness, like how they had to write their OWN address on the box and then they had to write SALESBYGETRIDOFIT!'s address on the box....basically, customers are doing all of the work in the post office, as far as Luna and Bethel can see. Finally, everything suited the postal worker, and she put Luna's Poop Art into a cart, and then she said, "Where is your money? You gotta pay to mail this $%@!." PAY TO MAIL THE POOP ART? LUNA AND BETHEL WON'T MAKE ANY MONEY IF THEY PAY TO MAIL THE POOP ART! So, salesbygetridofit!, please come pick up your Poop Art.  Please look at Luna's current eBay Poop Art, up for bids RIGHT NOW! Luna Makes The Blogville Gazette!Posted Sep-21-06 06:18:13 PDT There is big news in Poopville, and it is Luna! Luna's eBay Poop Art (see our Items for sale) made the first edition of the Blogville Gazette, published by brandi*sfindsoftheweek . Luna's eBay Poop Art was in the Items of Interest section of the paper, right next to a homeless man's shoes! It actually should have been called the Items of DiSTINKtion section, but Luna won't quibble. Bethel is considering forwarding this edition of the Blogville Gazette to her local paper in hopes that a parade might be organized to honor Luna. Not that Bethel wants Luna to receive honors. Bethel really doesn't like it when Luna gets any praise at all. However, Bethel has learned that parades mean good eatin' because so many people tend to drop popcorn and candy and beer on the ground, so she constantly bugs the local paper to organize parades. Everyone should look at the Blogville Gazette because it is highly informative. Of course Luna and Bethel can't tell you any of that information because they were only interested in reading about themselves. But they are sure you will find something in this paper that you will like, if it is only Luna's name, so be sure to check it out! (The Blogville Gazette is actually a wonderful way to catch up on the blogs without reading 25 billion pages of material, so be sure check it out!) (salesbygetridofit!, Luna and Bethel have jury duty, so they won't be able to mail your package until Saddam's trial is over)
Luna ALREADY Has A Bidding War!!!Posted Sep-20-06 16:46:30 PDT Luna and Bethel, my toy fox terriers, have taken over my blog, my auctions, and my toothbrush. They are currently selling their latest piece of Poop Art. View my items for sale if you don't believe me. Luna wanted to take this time to brag and boast in a way that Bethel says is unseemly. Luna is going to ignore Bethel because she wants to tell you that she ALREADY HAS A BIDDING WAR ON HER LATEST POOP ART!!!! Moses The Miniature Fox Terrier had his secretary, pandkanda, bid on it RIGHT AWAY! Then salesbygetridofit! bid TOO because salesbygetridofit! is an international poop collector! Luna has a war! Luna has a war! Luna has a war! 86 more pieces of poop art, and Luna will be able to afford the Moon Goddess Bob Mackie Barbie that salesbygetridofit! is selling! The excitement is making Luna want to start producing right away! artman, Luna and Bethel's parents like the blog picture, but if you will send your email address to mistressblog@aol.com, they can send you a better picture for your delicious little pencil picture.(salesbygetridofit! their computer isn't working at this time, so Luna and Bethel can't get your address to mail your package to you this week.) Luna and Bethel Recommend Some "IT"Posted Sep-20-06 04:59:57 PDT By "IT", Luna and Bethel the toy fox terriers mean the eBay Poop Art they are selling. Click here http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=016&item=260033335844&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 to gaze upon the glorious art! However, Luna and Bethel also recommend that you take a look at another "IT." This one is for charity and it is also MAGICAL or some poop like that! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180029127608&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 Certainly this other "IT" isn't is pretty as Poop Art, but it is something that Poop Art is not....it is for a good cause! Luna and Bethel aren't selling their Poop Art for a good cause, they want to buy a Moon Goddess Bob Mackie Barbie from salesbygetridofit! Luna and Bethel's secretary has to go to the groomer, so Luna and Bethel cannot answer comments at this time. Feel free to hurl abuse and whatnot until they return. But keep in mind that they may repay you by leaving nasty comments in YOUR blogs. salesbygetridofit!, Luna and Bethel might try to go to the post office today.Luna Turns Back To Poop Art, eBay Poop ArtPosted Sep-19-06 13:32:07 PDT Luna and Bethel thought that Poop Art was behind them, but they were inspired this morning by Moses, friend of pandkanda, to make one more piece. Actually, several people seemed to think that Luna and Bethel work better with their behinds than with their minds. This Poop Art is even MORE attractive than the first piece! It is eBay Poop Art. Please do not view the poop art expecting it to look like anything other than artsy poop. Luna does not call it Poop Art because it looks non-poopish. It looks like poop. (No, salesbygetridofit!, we have not mailed your package yet.) Luna and Bethel Apologize To KittyPosted Sep-19-06 06:29:03 PDT Luna and Bethel apologize to stressfreemoments' kitty for any jokes they might have made at Kitty's expense. The virtual world can be an easy place to make a mistake. Luna and Bethel have enjoyed their jokingly combative relationship with Kitty and they certainly didn't mean for any remarks they made about Kitty or Kitty's secretary (owner) to be taken seriously. Luna and Bethel's Tips for Bloggers, Part DeuxPosted Sep-19-06 06:03:01 PDT Despite the hopes of some (stressfreemoments' Kitty) that Luna and Bethel would stop blogging after the sale of their first piece of Poop Art, Luna and Bethel the toy fox terriers will continue blogging along! Luna and Bethel's Tips for Bloggers, Part Deux Luna and Bethel enjoy blogging in a big way! The blogging world is just like the real world, except you don't have to leave home! If you set up things properly, you don't even have to leave your computer to use the bathroom! (Luna and Bethel recommend just peeing on the carpet.) During their time as bloggers, Luna and Bethel have been harassed by cats, they've attended a gold fish funeral, they've gone to war with a couple of big dogs...oh, and of course they've entered the world of Fine Art Sales. Now that Poop Art is over (for the moment), they are going back to doing what they do best, which is explaining it all for you! #1 Big Tip-Don't bother reading entire posts. Luna and Bethel say that often just the title of a post will be enough to throw you into a hysterical hissy fit, and virtual emotions can be a big part of blogging. #2 Big Tip-Luna and Bethel have learned that it is sometimes hard to get people to look at your posts, so a good title helps. You can increase your chances of people noticing YOUR post if your title is something snappy like, "I Think You Are All $#@*&*!#." #3 Big Tip-Luna and Bethel say that mentioning "poop" frequently in your entries will create much discussion. Some bloggers are buyers, some bloggers are sellers, but all bloggers poop! Stay tuned for more eBay tips from Luna and Bethel! (salesbygetridofit!, your package mails WEDNESDAY.) Luna and Bethel Throw A Party!Posted Sep-18-06 16:50:49 PDT Luna and Bethel are celebrating! Luna has just become a successful artist, having sold her first piece of Poop Art to salesbygetridofit! http://cgi.ebay.com/Luna-the-Toy-Fox-Terrier-Dogs-Halloween-Poop-Art_W0QQitemZ260030729149QQihZ016QQcategoryZ20158QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Unfortunately, the art did not make enough money for Luna to buy Moon Goddess Bob Mackie Barbie from salebysalesbygetridofit! http://cgi.ebay.com/370-MIB-Moon-Goddess-Barbie-by-Bob-Mackie_W0QQitemZ9523185094QQihZ007QQcategoryZ48938QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem However, Luna and Bethel are still satisfied, having been the only dogs they have ever known to actually SELL a piece of Poop Art. Luna is a little sad about the Barbie, but she has eaten many, many valuable things and pooped them in the past, so she knows there's always tomorrow for dreams to come true. Luna and Bethel would like to thank all of the bloggers who have been so wonderfully supportive during this venture. Head and shoulders in the poop above all others is salesbygetridofit!, a wonderful patron of the arts AND a wonderful sport. Remember, you aren't safe yet...Luna still has a lot of poopin' to do!
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