Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but none is for sale now, so don't look

Bethel is taking over this blog today.  Luna gets too much attention.  Although Bethel gets 90% of all money from Luna's Poop Art sales as Luna's agent, Bethel didn't realize that attention would be the coin Bethel was trading for dirty money.

Bethel's Inspiring New Year's Eve Message to eBay Bloggers

2007 is nearly upon bloggers and all other dogs too, and Bethel would like to assure you people that this New Year won't beat you, even if this last year pooped on you.  Little problems can get bigger, Bethel knows.  Sometimes a little problem shows up and it seems little and Bethel can knock it down, but the problem gets bigger.  The problem gets bigger and bigger until it looms over Bethel and knocks Bethel down and sometimes even pees on Bethel when Bethel is trying to pee.  Then the problem takes Bethel's things away from her and chews up Bethel's things and chews them and poops them and Bethel can't have the things anymore, even if Bethel still wants them.  But, Bethel tells you now that, if you are a mean enough little dog, you will survive!

                                                                                   
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Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Not now.  But soon they will doo more!

Luna and Bethel saw some of their blogger friends showing old pictures of themselves the other night, so Luna, Bethel, and Harvey got in their Wayback Machine to get pictures of themselves to show to bloggers!

Luna, Bethel, and Harvey Present...Their Great Depression

Here is Harvey during The Great Depression.  Notice that Harvey lived with a boy, then.  Little boys sometimes forget to feed dogs.  Harvey was depressed.  (He was also considerably younger.)

Here are Luna and Bethel during The Great Depression.  They lived with gamblers and had nothing to eat but old chewed up chewing tobacco.  And there was only one chaw, so Luna and Bethel had to fight over it.  It was sort of like living at Sundance's house.  Luna and Bethel were depressed.

Let this be a lesson to all bloggers that Luna and Bethel are EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME!!!
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Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not now, no Poop right now.  They were going to make some for Twit, but Twit seems to have gone Poof. 

Luna and Bethel made the mistake of hanging out in the blogs last night.  Whewee!  The blogs were pretty stinky, even for small dogs!  Luna and Bethel got accused of being that star blogger, Frickenfedup!  Or perhaps it was Chickenfricken.  No way of knowing now, because the blog was deleted and Luna and Bethel aren't getting any younger with their memories.  Now, while Luna and Bethel enjoy any attention, even negative attention, Luna and Bethel don't appreciate being accused of that which they did not doo, and especially in a rude manner.

All of that Fricken hullabaloo last night, accusing Luna and Bethel of being a Fricken person, seems to have been so a blogger could fight with the secretary.  So, the secretary fought a little.  Then she left. 

Now, Luna and Bethel would like to tell you about their secretaries.  The secretaries are just like other people.  Except with less rights.  And sometimes they worry about their personal safety because some people think it's OK to hate secretaries.  The secretaries have been together for about 8 1/2 years.  They are pretty happy.  Luna and Bethel think they are pretty nice.  The secretaries don't bother people, they don't hurt people.  They love each other, and they love Luna, Bethel, and Harvey.  The secretary hasn't told you much about herself because there was a chance that some bloggers wouldn't like the secretary and would give the secretary a hard time.  The secretary has a right to blog and to sell on eBay just like anybody else.  So, the secretary does that.  

The secretary kind of got into a tiff with someone before Christmas, somebody who hates people like the secretaries and doesn't mind admitting it...then deleting it.  Some of you might have seen that fight last night.  That is why Luna and Bethel are telling you about the secretaries today.  See, hating people like the secretaries IS NOT OK.  It's not like hating the Nazis, no matter what anybody wants to think.  The secretary is a person in your neighborhood.  The secretary bets she isn't the only person like herself on the blogs.  And the secretary is willing to bet money that she isn't the only gay person you've ever met and maybe liked.  

Now, if anybody would like to talk to the secretary privately about this, feel free to message her through eBay.  Any harassing messages will be reported to eBay.  The secretary hopes that nobody is mad and that she doesn't lose friends.  If anyone would like a refund on their Poop Art or if they would like to leave FLAB, the secretary will arrange for that and will hold no grudges.  However, this is the same blog right now that it was yesterday, and it'll be the same blog tomorrow.  But the secretary isn't going to lie and the secretary isn't going to let people say whatever they want to say about gays and lesbians.  And neither are Luna and Bethel.            

 
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Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Not now.  Maybe later today.

Luna and Bethel have heard about New Year's Resolutions, and now Luna and Bethel are going to share theirs with you now.

Ahem.

Luna and Bethel's New Year's Resolutions!

Luna and Bethel resolve to...

Not blog fight (much).

Not buy a lot of craziness from Steve-o-meter's store just because she shows them a picture and it looks so good, it looks so good and Luna and Bethel want it and they have to have it because seeing it just there is like winning the vintage jewelry lottery and there it is and Luna and Bethel will buy it!!!!

Not get caught peeing on the carpet.

Hump New Squirrel by Salesbygetridofit! (Luna only).

Bite more company (Bethel only).

Make more Poop Art.

Show their holiday cards from bloggers on their blog (after the one secretary figures out where the other secretary put them).

List the camera Luna and Bethel have been promising to list forever but haven't listed.

Make it more obvious who they are making fun of when Luna and Bethel make fun of bloggers.

Talk about Steve-o-meter more on their blog.

Sincerely,

Luna and Bethel

 

 

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Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not right now.  They are on strike.

Luna and Bethel are lazy today.  They are exhausted from trying to unravel blog plots and whatnot.  So today, they are just showing a picture. 

Bethel With Her Uncle T And The Chew He Gave Her With SECRET MEAT INSIDE! 

 

 

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay but not right now because their friends have bought it all up!

Bethel's Holiday Message-  It Isn't About The Presents...It's About OPENING THE PRESENTS!!!! 

Luna and Bethel Were Up Late Last Night, So They Are Re-running Their Message From Yesterday!  Well...They Also Just Want To Re-run Their Message From Yesterday!

The ornaments on the Holiday Tree are pictures of Luna and Bethel's friends and family.  Luna and Bethel's friends are also their family, now that Luna and Bethel think about it.  Luna and Bethel were looking at their tree just this morning, and they realized how interesting their ornaments are.  There are a lot of pets on the Holiday Tree!  There are even cats!  There are people of all kinds on the holiday tree!  People of all colors!  People of all sizes!  People of all faiths!  People from all places!  Some people are babies!  Most people aren't babies (boy, are they not babies)!  Some people are straight!  Some people are gay!

Which brings Luna and Bethel to The Second Lesson of The Holiday Tree....The Holiday Tree is just like the WORLD, with everybody mixed up together on it!  Except the ornaments don't fight, the ornaments don't say bad things about the other ornaments.  And there isn't one ornament on the tree that would fight or say bad things about the other ornaments.  If an ornament started doing that, it wouldn't be welcome on Luna and Bethel's tree.  Luna and Bethel wouldn't be excluding that ornament...that ornament would be excluding itself.  

During the fighting of the past week, hatred was spewed on the blogs.  Luna and Bethel aren't talking about people having personal fighting.  People doo that.  Luna and Bethel are talking about bigotry and hatred.  Anybody who did that, anybody who does that in the future, has excluded his or herself from being treated like everybody else in Luna and Bethel's blog.  Luna and Bethel consider this to be their right as much as bigots consider it to be their right to say whatever they want.  

Luna and Bethel hope that the last few days of 2006 are wonderful for everyone!

Sincerely, Luna and Bethel  

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Really, they doo!  Just look!  Happy New Year Poop Art Ends In Mere Minutes !!!!

Luna and Bethel are showing their Holiday Tree again today on their blog!  Luna and Bethel told the story of their Holiday Tree earlier in the month, and they talked about how the secretaries make the ornaments.  It was a story about making the best of what you have.  There is another lesson to be learned from the Holiday Tree as well....

The ornaments on the Holiday Tree are pictures of Luna and Bethel's friends and family.  Luna and Bethel's friends are also their family, now that Luna and Bethel think about it.  Luna and Bethel were looking at their tree just this morning, and they realized how interesting their ornaments are.  There are a lot of pets on the Holiday Tree!  There are even cats!  There are people of all kinds on the holiday tree!  People of all colors!  People of all sizes!  People of all faiths!  People from all places!  Some people are babies!  Most people aren't babies (boy, are they not babies)!  Some people are straight!  Some people are gay!

Which brings Luna and Bethel to The Second Lesson of The Holiday Tree....The Holiday Tree is just like the WORLD, with everybody mixed up together on it!  Except the ornaments don't fight, the ornaments don't say bad things about the other ornaments.  And there isn't one ornament on the tree that would fight or say bad things about the other ornaments.  If an ornament started doing that, it wouldn't be welcome on Luna and Bethel's tree.  Luna and Bethel wouldn't be excluding that ornament...that ornament would be excluding itself.  

During the fighting of the past week, hatred was spewed on the blogs.  Luna and Bethel aren't talking about people having personal fighting.  Luna and Bethel are talking about bigotry and hatred.  Anybody who did that, anybody who does that in the future, has excluded his or herself from being treated like everybody else in Luna and Bethel's blog.  

If you think that this lesson might be wasted today, with everyone busy opening packages, don't worry!  Luna and Bethel are going to doo this again tomorrow!      

Luna and Bethel know it is Christmas, but Monday is also FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) day!  Luna and Bethel expect this meeting to be very poorly attended.  Officers aren't going to show up JUST LIKE SANTA DIDN'T SHOW UP!!!!  Because a schedule is a schedule, Luna and Bethel are still going to play with their FLAB.   Luna and Bethel present to you FLAB officers!  If you would like to be a FLAB officer, just ask!  Sundance, please note your demotion.

New FLAB Officer

mario6758- Thong With Man's Face On It Model

Flab Officers 

Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel)

Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice

Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger

Rustybarb- Security

Sundance- Junior Janitor

Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations

Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out)

Wilm- Loaded Question Asker

Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2)

Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel

Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!)

Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh)

Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh)

Gadget_kat- Janitor

salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper

moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies

Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Spy

sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out

Zacsmomma and Her Dog Lucy- Extra Refreshment Bringers

Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers

Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop

103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It

*monkyn*- Head of Monkey Poop 

Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, so you be sure to check that out!

Luna and Bethel read some sad things about dogs on the blogs yesterday.  Very sad.  Luna and Bethel learned that Elaborique's dog Griz went away.  Luna and Bethel didn't know Griz, but they read that Griz was very beautiful, and Luna and Bethel are sure that Griz was.  Luna and Bethel salute Griz The Beautiful.  

Luna and Bethel also read that Tru_gritt's dog Boobah might go away soon.  Luna and Bethel don't know Boobah, but they hear that Boobah sleeps with a little boy EVERY NIGHT.  Luna and Bethel salute Boobah The Loyal.

It's Christmas Eve here at Casa Del Poo.   Just here.  Nowhere else.  Luna and Bethel have a plan this year, which is to wait up for Santa so Luna and Bethel can trap him.  Trap him and force him to live in the attic and make toys just for...Luna and Bethel!  What Luna and Bethel are going to doo is wait until Santa is putting Luna and Bethel's presents under the tree.  Luna and Bethel are going to position Lazy Harvey Bodyguard behind Santa.  Harvey will lay down and fall asleep.  Santa will turn around to leave, trip on Harvey, land on his fat behind, and easy chub pickin's for....Luna and Bethel!

Here is Luna showing you how Harvey will be positioned and some of the special equipment Luna and Bethel have gathered for the job.  Wish Luna and Bethel luck!!!  Happy Holidays from Luna and Bethel!     

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Some real good Poop Art is ending soon, so check those auctions out!

Luna and Bethel have written their letters to Santa already.  Luna and Bethel are waiting for the goodies, Chubman.  Luna and Bethel made the mistake of telling their bodyguard to let Santa in if he comes.  Stupid bodyguard.  Greedy.  Bothers Luna and Bethel.  Turns out the BODYGUARD wants presents for letting Santa in.  So Luna and Bethel are writing his letter to Santa now.  Too bad the bodyguard cannot read.  Luna and Bethel feel just terrible that the bodyguard cannot read and cannot write Santa his own stupid self.

Dear Santa,

Luna and Bethel are writing you now to tell you what Harvey wants for Christmas.  Harvey has been lazy and slow this year.  He bit the secretary's Poppy Seed Cake while it was cooling on the counter the other day and did not share it with Luna and Bethel.  Harvey knocked Bethel over while she was taking her Fitness Walk in the yard last week.  Harvey ate Luna's rawhide bone that her Uncle T gave her.  Harvey peed on Bethel one time while she was trying to pee.  Santa, could you please bring Harvey a new Hot Squirrel Calendar for Luna and a new $2,379 check for Bethel.

Sincerely, Luna and Bethel

    

somewhere in this picture.

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  They really doo!

Luna and Bethel think they missed ANOTHER exciting night on eBay blogs last night!  Wednesday night, Luna and Bethel's Uncle T was here, so Luna and Bethel couldn't read blogs much, and last night Rudolph was on TV.  Luna and Bethel are just too fricken' busy during the holidays to keep up!

Speaking of the holidays, Luna and Bethel got...another package yesterday!  This package was from Caitofamily, who is in charge of bringing refreshments to FLAB meetings!  Caitofamily didn't let Luna and Bethel down (for once)!  Now, let's see what is in this package that Caitofamily sent to Luna and Bethel...there are a lot of cookies, three bags of cookies, which is good because cookies are good.  Some of the cookies are shaped like People, which Luna and Bethel think might be a slam from Caitofamily but maybe not because how could Caitofamily know about The Unfortunate Biting Incident?  There is a bone chew thing for Bodyguard Harvey, who cares what Harvey gets.  There are bone chew things for Luna and Bethel, which are important. There is a little pillow with feathers that says, "Santa Just Bring One of Everything, " which Luna and Bethel think is an inspirational and touching statement.  AND, there is a picture frame for the secretaries that has words about pets all over it.  At the end of the holidays, the secretaries will pick out a Holiday Picture to put in the frame to show bloggers! 

Luna and Bethel have gotten some Blogger Holiday cards, too!  They got one from Rooster and his sexy cat and Rooster pulled a feather out of his own butt and put it in the card!  Luna and Bethel got a card from Maggie that is VERY PRETTY.  And, Freckles sent a card with a picture inside showing Freckles and her attractive Gadgetfamily!!!!  Luna and Bethel are going to show their cards at the end of the holidays so they don't have to keep showing cards and showing cards because Luna and Bethel are lazy!

Thank you to Caitofamily and to card senders Rooster, Maggie, and Gadget_kat!

Here are Luna, Bethel, and Harvey having a private FLAB meeting with the deliciousness that Caitofamily sent them!

 

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  They have Poop Art for sale right now!

Luna and Bethel would like to only have love on their blog today.  Wasn't last night wild, girls?  Luna and Bethel haven't seen a night like that since Luna and Bethel were taken away and tortured and woke up with zippers in their stomachs. 

As some of you know, Luna Loves Squirrel.  Squirrel used to be a hot little number.  Luna couldn't resist Squirrel.  Apparently Rocky The Blog Dog hates his Squirrel.  Well, Luna is here to tell Rocky he doesn't know what he is missing when Rocky is missing out on Hot Squirrel Lovin'.  But, those days of Hot Squirrel seemed to be behind Luna.  Squirrel stopped looking so good.  Luna stopped getting behind Squirrel to HUMP SQUIRREL.  So, Luna asked Santa for a make-over for Squirrel.

Did Santa come through?  What do you think?  Of course he didn't come through for Luna.  He hasn't sent any of Bethel's presents, either.  Lies, tells lies.  Big fatty.  Luna and Bethel don't care that it isn't Christmas Eve.  Luna and Bethel's list was extensive and they should have been receiving some deliveries by now.

BUT, someone heard Luna's plea!  Salesbygetridofit!, Poop Art collector and FLAB Sucker-Upper had delivered especially to Luna...New Squirrel!  Luna is still getting to know Squirrel...but Luna is starting to get that gleam in her eye again!  Surely...paws off!  This Squirrel is LUNA'S!!!!

(Luna and Bethel assume you expected graphic pictures, but some things are private.  Once again, this comment is directed to Surely.)

Thank you Salesbygetridofit!  Luna is glad that you are far better at sucking up than you were cleaning Luna and Bethel's blog!  Bethel is expecting the BMW convertible you must have gotten for BETHEL to be delivered any day now!

 

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay!  No fooling!

Luna and Bethel are filling in today for their friend Kat and her dogs, Backster and Lucky.  Kat wants to show pictures, but she doesn't know how to get them on her blog...yet.  Luna and Bethel are going to help teach her!  But, for now, here are Kat's pictures!

The first thing that Kat wants to show is Kat and her dogs, Backster and Lucky, and the eBay quilt made by salesbygetridofit!  Kat says that it is some nice quilt!  PLUS, and this is the really neat part, Doe (aka 561doreen) gave this quilt for Kat for Christmas!  The quilt was a GIFT for Kat!  She didn't even have to use her Paypal account to pay for it!!!!!  Yay!!!!

Now the last thing that Kat wants to show is ornaments that Luna and Bethel sent her.  They are just like the ornaments that the secretaries put on their own Holiday Tree!  Except these ornaments are for all year.  These ornaments that Kat is showing are ornaments the secretary made of Lucky, Backster, and...Luna and Bethel!!!!   

Yay for Kat and Kat's pictures!  Doesn't Kat look great, everybody?

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  The second Sundance-inspired Poop Art is for sale now...and again Sundance isn't winning.  Grammytina and her cat Katrina are winning!

Luna and Bethel saw something AMAZING on the blogs last night, boys and girls.  Luna and Bethel don't know if you know what a Doppleganger is...but Luna and Bethel's Doppleganger is here on the blogs!  They say everybody has a twin...and now so do Luna and Bethel!  Sort of.

http://blogs.ebay.com/spamender/entry/SpamenderTheVendor-Rocky-the-Blog-Dog-Shoves-M/_W0QQidZ80369019

Now everybody be nice to Rocky and Sassy and Hoss!  Luna and Bethel are busybodies who protect newbies, you know!  Luna and Bethel know a grateful newbie is a fan forever!

Luna and Bethel give thanks again to salesbygetridofit! for the rockin' FLAB logo!

Luna and Bethel are my Toy Fox Terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  They founded FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) to help theirselves deal with their eBay and Art World Fame. 

FLAB Business-

Be sure to check out Luna and Bethel's new FLAB banner!  That was executed in a sucking-up move by Salesbygetridofit!, former Junior Janitor and newly promoted FLAB Poop Sucker-Upper!

The way to become part of FLAB is to ask. *monkyn* asked.  So now she is 

*monkyn*-Head of Monkey Poop

Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies

Luna and Bethel's Soapbox

A new blogger stopped blogging forever last night.  Will the blogger be back?  Who knows.  Maybe.  The point is the new blogger saw old bloggers say they don't like some new bloggers.  There was talk about this new blogger in a way that made this new blogger know they meant him or her specifically.  New bloggers may make a faux pas you don't like (that was a little French just for Surely).  You might not like new bloggers AT ALL.  You might think the blogs have changed in a way you don't like.  Luna and Bethel think there are more positive ways to change the blogs for the better than complaining about new bloggers like they won't hear you.  It shames Luna and Bethel that bloggers who have been here for a while make all of us who have been here for a while SEEM SO UNWELCOMING.  Shames little dogs.  FLAB is Luna and Bethel's club here on the blogs.  Anybody who asks to join becomes an officer.  Luna and Bethel are sad that there are more exclusive clubs, not because Luna and Bethel would want to join, but because those clubs hurt new bloggers.  However, Luna and Bethel suppose that is exactly what those clubs were formed to doo.  

Other Officers Are-

Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel)

Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice

Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger

Rustybarb- Security

Sundance- Heating Fuel Provider

Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations

Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out)

Wilm- Loaded Question Asker

Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2)

Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel

Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!)

Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh)

Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh)

Gadget_kat- Janitor

salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper

moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies

Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Spy

sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out

Zacsmomma and Her Dog Lucy- Extra Refreshment Bringers

Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers

Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop

103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It

*monkyn*- Head of Monkey Poop 

 

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their artistic Poop Art on eBay to artistic Poop Lovers.

francis5714 set a new eBay record for the price of a piece of Poop Art yesterday!  Luna and Bethel are very grateful to francis5714, and she is the new favorite!  Luna and Bethel feel sorry for the rest of you, so they made new Poop Art.  Check their listings.  More Poop Art will be on sale tomorrow.  Luna and Bethel have been busy, busy, busy!

Sincerely,

Luna and Bethel

P.S.

FLAB meeting tomorrow!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Their Sundance-Inspired Poop Art is selling for a record high price to Moonmonster!  It ends in about 4 hours, so don't forget to bid and shatter that record EVEN MORE!

Bethel is so tired of waiting for Santa to come.  Every day she waits at the door for him to deliver her presents.  She takes her bodyguard with her to protect the presents and to carry them for Bethel.  No Santa.  WHERE ARE YOU, FATMAN????!!!!

 

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Right now there is only one day left in their Sundance-inspired Poop Art!  They keep saying they will make new Poop Art, but they doo not.

Luna and Bethel are dooing a tribute blob today for Moonmonster1972!  Moonmonster1972 is a FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) Officer.  Moonmonster1972 is in charge of Mooning Luna and Bethel's enemies!  Luna and Bethel doo not know if Moonmonster 1972 has done that for Luna and Bethel yet or not.  Please report Moonmonster1972 moonings here.  If Moonmonster has shown Moonmonster's butt, Luna and Bethel would like to know about that.

Now, Luna and Bethel are dooing a tribute to Moonmonster1972 today for two reasons!  First reason....Moonmonster bid on Luna and Bethel's Kentucky Moonshine Poop Art!  That makes Moonmonster Luna and Bethel's favorite AND...it makes Kentucky Moonshine Poop Art the record holder for highest selling Poop Art, beating out Gay Pride Thanksgiving Turkey Poop Art!!!!  Luna and Bethel thank Salesbygetridofit!  Her blog seems to have twisted Moonmonster's arm into bidding for the Poop Art.  Or maybe not.  If that isn't it, Luna and Bethel have no earthly idea why Moonmonster bid and they hope Moonmonster doesn't start cancelling bids because that would mean an Anti-Salute to Moonmonster blog.

Is there another nice thing Moonmonster did?  There is another nice thing!!!!  Luna and Bethel plugged up aswegrow2's Small Dog Charity Dedicated To Luna and Bethel auction the other day...and Moonmonster bid!  Right then, Moonmonster bid for charity!  Jaye won that auction, however, which was sad for Moonmonster, but happy for everyone else except Moonmonster. 

Aswegrow2 has an auction right now for Boundless Playgrounds that she dedicated to Caitofamily, so Luna and Bethel want you to look at that, everybody!  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180062098530  

If you look at Moonmonster1972's About Me Page (which Luna and Bethel did to gather facts, Luna and Bethel are like detectives that way, if you would like Luna and Bethel to gather facts on other bloggers for you, Luna and Bethel will look at About Me pages and send you facts for $200 a Fact Finding Mission), you will first see some CATS.  Princess and Bubby.  They are attractive for cats, Luna and Bethel suppose.  But then it gets better because Moonmonster has A DOG!!!!!  The dog is named Spike and he is very attractive!  Very attractive!

Moonmonster is also selling a sexy video, so buy that!  http://cgi.ebay.com/Lady-and-the-Tramp-50th-Anniversary-Platinum-Edition_W0QQitemZ180063235637QQihZ008QQcategoryZ617QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Yay Moonmonster1972!!!!!!!!!!!!!!