Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but more about that later in this blog.

Luna and Bethel showed a pillow they had made for Surely last week, but Luna and Bethel didn't tell why they commissioned the secretary to make that pillow.  Today, Luna and Bethel are going to tell you why they had the secretary make the Surely Portrait Pillow.  You see, bloggers, there is an artist on the blogs that Luna and Bethel did not know about.  Well, Luna and Bethel knew about this person.  God knows you can't miss this person if you are an eBay blogger.  This person just goes ON and ON and ON with the plugging up, plug after plug after plug omg, then gets bored and plugs someone else, then goes back, plugs up herself...omg.  But what Luna and Bethel did not know until recently is that STEVE-O-METER is an artist!  She painted this picture of Luna and Bethel and their family and sent it to Luna and Bethel!  Everybody in Luna and Bethel's family LOVES THIS PICTURE!!!!  Luna and Bethel wanted to pay her back, doo her a solid because Steve-o dooed them a solid by painting a lovely picture for them.  So here, without further adoo is...Steve-o-art!  Or should that be Art-o-meter?

Luna's Sock Monkey Poop Art has found fame at the following sites, including the site of the eBay blogs own yearsgonebyonline!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but more about that later in this blog.

Luna and Bethel showed a pillow they had made for Surely last week, but Luna and Bethel didn't tell why they commissioned the secretary to make that pillow.  Today, Luna and Bethel are going to tell you why they had the secretary make the Surely Portrait Pillow.  You see, bloggers, there is an artist on the blogs that Luna and Bethel did not know about.  Well, Luna and Bethel knew about this person.  God knows you can't miss this person if you are an eBay blogger.  This person just goes ON and ON and ON with the plugging up, plug after plug after plug omg, then gets bored and plugs someone else, then goes back, plugs up herself...omg.  But what Luna and Bethel did not know until recently is that STEVE-O-METER is an artist!  She painted this picture of Luna and Bethel and their family and sent it to Luna and Bethel!  Everybody in Luna and Bethel's family LOVES THIS PICTURE!!!!  Luna and Bethel wanted to pay her back, doo her a solid because Steve-o dooed them a solid by painting a lovely picture for them.  So here, without further adoo is...Steve-o-art!  Or should that be Art-o-meter?

Luna's Sock Monkey Poop Art has found fame at the following sites, including the site of the eBay blogs own yearsgonebyonline!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.

Luna and Bethel are so excited today that they have peed on the carpet three times instead of their usual two times!  Luna and Bethel got an email last night that said Sock Monkey Poop Art was a featured auction on totallycrazyauctions.com!  How will Luna and Bethel deal with their fame?  Hmmm?  FLAB certainly hasn't helped them.

Luna and Bethel are also excited to announce Poop Art inspired by their friend Wilm, so be sure to check out their items for sale!

Sincerely, Luna and Bethel The Famous!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Luna and Bethel started FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) to help them cope with their fame.  Remember, to join FLAB, all you have to doo is ask Luna and Bethel and Luna and Bethel will put you right to work! 

First order of FLAB business is that Luna and Bethel have new Poop Art for sale and more Poop Art is coming out soon!

Second order of business is bid on this auction even though it is not Luna and Bethel's sock monkey.  It is Katt's sock monkey.   http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=010&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=200073311132&rd=1&rd=1

Good morning from Luna and Bethel!

Flab Officers 

Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel)

Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice

Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger and Oracle

Rustybarb- Security

Sundance- Junior Janitor and Head Tree Climber (Because Luna and Bethel are too short for tree climbing) 

Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations and Chief of Luna and Bethel's Family Jewels

Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out)

Wilm- Loaded Question Asker

Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2)

Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel

Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!)

Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh)

Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh)

Gadget_kat- Queen Janitor

salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper

moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies

Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Spy

sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out

Zacsmomma and Her Dog Lucy- Extra Refreshment Bringers

Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers

Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop

103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It

Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They have a new idea for Poop Art!  Not for sale yet, but coming soon to a Luna and Bethel's Poopie eBay Auction near you!

Most bloggers know about Monkyn and how she was a vacuum cleaner and a poop monster and did not doo the things she should have done.  Like send out her products she sold or contact her customers or keep her website up where she'd sold advertising space or even bother to be a registered eBay user anymore.  WELL, Luna and Bethel learned some information and Luna and Bethel learned it and they liked it and they want to tell bloggers about it RIGHT NOW!

A very nice blogger named Katt bought a Monkyn and ACTUALLY GOT IT!  True story!  She also bought Monkyn pet club memberships for her cats, and the cats did not get those, which makes Luna and Bethel sad for the cats.  Well, as sad as Luna and Bethel are capable of feeling for cats.  Katt decided she didn't want her Monkyn, no she did not.  She didn't doo what Luna and Bethel would have done, which would have been chew it up and poop it.  Katt did something BETTER!!!!

Katt put her Monkyn up for auction and 100% of the profits go to an organization that supports children who need some help with their home lives!!!!  True story!  Luna and Bethel would not lie to you (at least not about this)!  So please look at Katt's good auction and maybe some of her other good items too!         http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=010&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=200073311132&rd=1&rd=1

Luna and Bethel Salute...Katt and her cats!

Sincerely,

Luna and Bethel

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not right now.  They are all pooped out.

Luna and Bethel are making a special appearance on the blogs tonight because Luna and Bethel have something important to tell all bloggers!

Most bloggers know about Monkyn and how she was a vacuum cleaner and a poop monster and did not doo the things she should have done.  Like send out her products she sold or contact her customers or keep her website up where she'd sold advertising space or even bother to be a registered eBay user anymore.  WELL, Luna and Bethel learned some information and Luna and Bethel learned it and they liked it and they want to tell bloggers about it RIGHT NOW!

A very nice blogger named Katt bought a Monkyn and ACTUALLY GOT IT!  True story!  She also bought Monkyn pet club memberships for her cats, and the cats did not get those, which makes Luna and Bethel sad for the cats.  Well, as sad as Luna and Bethel are capable of feeling for cats.  Katt decided she didn't want her Monkyn, no she did not.  She didn't doo what Luna and Bethel would have done, which would have been chew it up and poop it.  Katt did something BETTER!!!!

Katt put her Monkyn up for auction and 100% of the profits go to an organization that supports children who need some help with their home lives!!!!  True story!  Luna and Bethel would not lie to you (at least not about this)!  So please look at Katt's good auction and maybe some of her other good items too!         http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=010&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=200073311132&rd=1&rd=1

Luna and Bethel Salute...Katt and her cats!

Sincerely,

Luna and Bethel

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They promise to make new Poop Art to sell on eBay soon, but they are trying to be real estate wheeler dealers and are busy.

Surely has been whining to Luna and Bethel on PM that nobody has done HER portrait.  Even GOATS are getting their portraits done.  So Luna and Bethel sighed and had one made.

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sometimes sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not now.  Maybe Poops are coming soon.

Luna and Bethel would like to thank their customers today for taking Poop from Luna and Bethel and liking it!  Luna and Bethel like to give Poop to their customers and have their customers say, "Thank you for your Poopie Item and your Poopie Service!"  See, something that has come to Luna and Bethel's attention recently is that Luna and Bethel's customers are Kings and Queens of Poop Collection.  Luna and Bethel forget that sometimes and say, "Oh, the customers can wait, don't throw a thank you note in the box, the customer didn't know that was supposed to be there anyhow, Poop on the customers."  But a lot of Luna and Bethel's customers are bloggers, so it behooves Luna and Bethel to be EVEN NICER TO THEM.  So THANK YOU FOR BUYING POOP ART!!!!!  If Luna and Bethel are ever careless of their customers, someone please kick Luna and Bethel in their Poop Machines and take them down a peg.

If you like soldiers and supporting them and helping them, look at this listing and watch it and maybe even bid on it!   http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180076966354

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not right now because American Idol is on.

Luna and Bethel decided to talk to bloggers today about eBay Poop Monsters and vacuum cleaners.  Luna and Bethel haven't been around so much lately because of a broken computer and the secretaries "spending time" together.  Like the secretaries couldn't doo that in two different rooms.  Time would still be passing.  Anyhow, Luna and Bethel got back to the blogs after their computer got fixed and they got to go to DAIRY QUEEN, and Luna and Bethel saw an awful lot about how Monkyn ran off with bloggers' money.  Doo you have any idea how mad that makes Luna and Bethel?  Doo you?  Monkyn came into LUNA AND BETHEL'S BLOG to peddle things, and then did not send the things to bloggers.  The secretary did not buy the things because the secretary is cheap, yes her is.  Cheap cheap cheap.  But, Luna and Bethel's point is...bloggers, if you buy something from a blogger and don't get it, treat the situation like any other bad eBay sale.  File a dispute.  Sometimes an eBay seller is a vacuum cleaner and a poop monster in blog buddy clothing.  A true misunderstanding or miscommunication can be sorted out later.  At least, that's how Luna and Bethel feel.    

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, and they are going to list some more of it REAL SOON!

Yesterday was a big day for Luna and Bethel!  The secretaries got up mad, yes they were mad, and secretaries were hateful to...Luna and Bethel!  Yes, they were!  See, the secretaries were cleaning, wiping, using The Devil (vacuum).  When that happens, when secretaries are so annoyed and cleaning, it can only mean one thing...Bilbo Baggins Bad Realtor is bringing someone to look at the house!  Luna and Bethel bet you forgot that Luna and Bethel are trying to sell their house, didn't you?  It has been a while since Luna and Bethel talked about this, hasn't it?  Luna and Bethel don't call Bilbo Baggins Bad Realtor "Bilbo Baggins Bad Realtor" for nothin'!

So the secretaries cleaned and danced with The Devil and one secretary went outside and shoveled snow and threw salt and cussed without even eating any snow, which Luna and Bethel could not understand, since she was seasoning it.  And this whole time, LUNA AND BETHEL BARKED!  Yes, Luna and Bethel did!  They knew they were going to get to ride in the car and go to Dairy Queen if the secretaries were acting the way the secretaries were acting!!!!  The secretaries finally stopped dancing and salting...it was time for the car!  Luna and Bethel ran and got in the car!  Harvey knocked Bethel down!  Stupid!  Stupid Harvey!!!!  And the trip to Dairy Queen was underway!  Bark bark!  Bark bark bark!  Hurry up stupid secretaries!  TAKE LUNA AND BETHEL TO DAIRY QUEEN!!!!!! 

Driving Secretary drove and drove and Luna and Bethel barked and barked...and suddenly Driving Secretary stopped, got out of the car, opened the back of the car, and TOOK AWAY LUNA AND BETHEL'S COMPUTER!  Luna and Bethel knew that the secretary had been lazy and hadn't done Luna and Bethel's blog for two days, but DON'T PAWN THE COMPUTER, JUST TO PAY FOR DAIRY QUEEN!  BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!  The Secretary Inside of the Car said, "SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!  WE HAVE TO GET THE COMPUTER FIXED BEFORE SHE GOES INSANE!!!!"  So Luna and Bethel thought that maybe Secretary Knows Best this time and they calmed down.  Just then...A LITTLE GIRL STARTED WALKING TOWARD LUNA AND BETHEL'S CAR!!!!  Harvey lured her, yes he did.  Harvey smiled at the little girl and wagged his tail and put his paw on her paw through the window....and Luna and Bethel jumped up and yelled, "Step away from the $*%&#@! car!  Step away from the $*%&#@! car!"  Bark bark bark bark bark!  The little girl cried!  Yes her did!  Luna and Bethel barked at the little girl's mad looking mommy, too!  "Step away from Luna and Bethel's $*%&#@! car, Bad Lady!" 

The Driving Secretary finally came back with the computer and the trip to Dairy Queen started again and let Luna and Bethel tell you that Luna and Bethel BARKED THE WHOLE WAY!!!!  Bark bark bark bark!  Luna and Bethel are so hoarse today that they can barely bark at all!!!!  Luna and Bethel love a good trip to Dairy Queen!  Bark bark bark bark!!!!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  But not right now.  Luna and Bethel have had computer problems. 

Luna and Bethel are harrumphing today.  Everybody just sat it their FLAB and stewed.  No meeting on Monday.  Nobody bid on the Luna and Bethel figurines that Jaye sold TO SOME TOTAL STRANGER!

HARRUMPH!!!!!!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Pooptastic Creations on eBay, but not right now.  Luna and Bethel are pooped out, at the moment.

Luna and Bethel have been stinking, and it has come to the attention of Luna and Bethel that there has to be some better way to catch cats.  Luna and Bethel are tired of chasing cats, then the cats turn around and cats are suddenly bigger than they looked when Luna and Bethel decided to chase them and then cats beat up Luna and Bethel because the cats are, in fact, bigger than Luna and Bethel.  So Luna and Bethel got this Cat Catcher.   

Luna and Bethel assume that this catcher will be good for your average, 100 pound cat.  Now, what Luna and Bethel want to doo here is get over the cat and then catch it.  What Luna and Bethel will need for this is a helicopter.  Has anybody seen a helicopter on eBay cheap?  Luna and Bethel have $12.53 in their Paypal account.  Luna and Bethel would be willing to part with at least HALF OF LUNA AND BETHEL'S MONEY for a helicopter. 

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not right now.  Luna and Bethel are waiting for inspiration to move them.

Luna and Bethel watched a TV show last night that would have horrified Luna and Bethel if it had been about dog training, but it was about child training, so Luna and Bethel liked it.

Luna and Bethel Review Nanny 911

Luna and Bethel have to say that they have always liked Nanny 911 because it is about taking children and breaking their spirits and not about bothering dogs.  What happens is that a family calls Harry Potter's school and a head witch picks one of her junior witches to go to America and torture children.  This week, Witch Deb got to go to America in her silly clothes and Luna and Bethel think they if they bit Witch Deb on the leg Luna and Bethel would break their teeth on her panty hose.  Luna and Bethel have never seen clothes with so much starch in them.  Anyhow, Witch Deb in her starch went to America and said, "Your children are vacuum cleaners and poop monsters.  Everybody fetch these balls until you are too tired to resist the will of Witch Deb."  So the family did and Luna and Bethel thought they were stupid because balls are for hiding under the sofa.  Luna and Bethel were a little disappointed in this episode of Nanny 911 because nobody peed where they weren't supposed to pee, but no dogs were trained or bothered, so Luna and Bethel give this episode of Nanny 911 two and a half poops.  

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art creations on eBay.  Let Luna and Bethel assure you that the Poop Art doesn't stink!  But Luna and Bethel aren't selling their Poop Art right now because they need to doo some market research...

Luna and Bethel would like everyone to answer these simple, burning Poop Art questions....

When You Are Shopping For Poop Art, Doo You Want...

Bigger Poop?

Cubist Poop?

Poop Consisting Entirely of Treats That Luna and Bethel Ate? (this is Luna and Bethel's favorite idea, by the way)

Different Colors of Poop?

Interactive Poop?

Stepped on Poop?

Scatch and Sniff Poop?  Or just Scratch Poop?

Thank you for helping...Luna and Bethel!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not now because they are in the grips of a terrible addiction...

Last night was Wednesday night for bloggers, which normally doesn't mean a lot to Luna and Bethel since Project Runway isn't on right now, BUT...something new and horrible was on Luna and Bethel's TV.  Actually, it was on Luna and Bethel's TV the night before, as well.  It was...American Idol.  There have been four hours of American Idol on Luna and Bethel's TV this week (not counting recaps on every station, which makes 65 hours of American Idol).    Luna and Bethel were horrified.  Luna and Bethel were mesmerized.

Last night American Idol was in Seattle, WA.  Any bloggers live there?  Luna and Bethel hope not.  The constant rain in Seattle has made the people there insane.  Luna and Bethel hate rain and they know better than to live where there is always rain.  Rain is the weather where Luna and Bethel should stay inside.  Rain is the weather where Luna go outside and say, "Oh, no, Luna and Bethel don't have to pee," and then Luna and Bethel go back inside and pee on the carpet.  But, in Seattle, the crazy people stand outside in the rain FOR HOURS and then they go inside and pee in front of millions of TV viewers all over the world.  Luna and Bethel were surprised to see that Peter Lorre and Sidney Greenstreet live in Seattle now.  Luna and Bethel thought Casablanca was on TV for a second.  But, no, it was American Idol.  Luna and Bethel could tell this because there was no Sam playing "As Time Goes By" on the piano and nobody could sing. 

On to other matters.  Luna and Bethel heard that Surely was sick yesterday, and they were worried, very worried.  Surely went to the doctor and Luna and Bethel sat beside their computer and worried and played games on Steve-o-meter.com and nearly lost their minds trying to beat salesbygetridofit!'s high score on some games.  Oh, and Luna and Bethel also nearly lost their minds from worry when they remembered that Surely was sick.  Surely finally came back from the doctor and Steve-o-meter got on her computer and announced to all bloggers that....Surely had sprained her humper.  Harrumph.  Luna and Bethel were prepared to feel sorry for Surely and maybe poop a charity Poop for Surely, but SURELY BROUGHT THIS ON HERSELF!  Luna and Bethel hope that the more frisky bloggers can learn a lesson from this, because surely Surely will not.  Surely will surely keep right on paying the wages of hump.   

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their arte del la Poop on eBay.  Not right now, though.  No poop.

Luna and Bethel want all bloggers to know that Luna and Bethel are just like all other Americans. Luna and Bethel love apple pie and Luna and Bethel love gas guzzling SUVs and Luna and Bethel love when hateful Simon rips some sweet young thing a new one on American Idol, YES THEY DOO!  Luna and Bethel also like Randy, who was in Journey, but they mainly like him because he talks about dogs a lot.  Luna and Bethel hate Paula, but Luna and Bethel laugh when PAULA TRIES TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEIR SINGING!!!!  That is like Luna and Bethel telling people what is wrong with their brain surgery they are dooing.  Paula judging singing is like Luna and Bethel judging which cat is most attractive.

The new American Idol season started off with a bang in Minneapolis, a city Luna and Bethel understand is famous for...its many small cities that are all hidden in the pockets of the residents, just like the little Luna and Bethels that Jaye is selling and voteforbethel is buying when LUNA AND BETHEL WANT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna and Bethel have written a special poem today to tell all bloggers what Luna and Bethel stink about American Idol.

Roses Are Red,

Paula Is Doo.

Clay Aiken Is Sweet

American Idol Makes Luna and Bethel Go Poo(p)

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Luna and Bethel started FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) to help them cope with their fame.  Remember, to join FLAB, all you have to doo is ask Luna and Bethel and Luna and Bethel will put you right to work! 

First order of FLAB business is that Twit Poop Art ends today!  Where is Twit?  Who knows?  It has been brought to the attention of Luna and Bethel that D 'Arcy the Blog Dog had his secretary ebetsy bid on the Twit Poop Art.  More Poop Art coming soon!  Enough Poop Art for everybody!  The world is covered in Poop Art!

Flab Officers 

Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel)

Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice

Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger and Oracle

Rustybarb- Security

Sundance- Junior Janitor and Head Tree Climber (Because Luna and Bethel are too short for tree climbing) 

Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations and Chief of Luna and Bethel's Family Jewels

Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out)

Wilm- Loaded Question Asker

Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2)

Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel

Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!)

Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh)

Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh)

Gadget_kat- Queen Janitor

salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper

moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies

Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Spy

sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out

Zacsmomma and Her Dog Lucy- Extra Refreshment Bringers

Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers

Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop

103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It

*monkyn*- Head of Monkey Poop 

Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay...for the moment, they doo.

Luna and Bethel have a few general announcements to make today.  First, Luna and Bethel's panties fall off the eBay auction block today.  Luna and Bethel are selling these panties so their friend Surely can buy new fancy panties.   Right now Wilm is winning the panties that Luna and Bethel are selling, so Luna and Bethel guess that Wilm lost her own panties when she was flying over Hawaii.

Second thing, Twit Poop Art ends tomorrow.  Twit hasn't been around, and Steve-o-meter is high bidder on the Twit Poop Art.  Luna and Bethel have sent the police to Steve-o-meter's house.  Luna and Bethel suspect that Twit is being held captive there and that Steve-o-meter is forcing Twit to clean jewelry or maybe paint hippy things on walls.

Good morning to you from Luna and Bethel!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay!  They doo!

It has come to the attention of Luna and Bethel that there was a lot of plugging up of Luna and Bethel while Luna and Bethel's computer was broken!  Steve-o-meter plugged up Luna and Bethel.  Andis plugged up Luna and Bethel. Trashykat plugged up Luna and Bethel. Voteforbethel plugged up Luna and Bethel.  Luna and Bethel are always interested in being part of whatever other people are dooing so Luna and Bethel won't look weird and stand out in the crowd and have other people say, "Look at those dogs!  Those dogs aren't dooing what the other dogs are dooing, those dogs are different from the other dogs!"  Luna and Bethel find that blending in is the best way to sneak away with the treats that the other dogs drop while the other dogs are saying, "Look at the different dogs!  Let's stare at the different dogs and talk about them and drop our treats!"  Here is Luna blending in!

Buy Poop Art and Panties!  Luna and Bethel appreciate Jaye and Voteforbethel bidding on the panties, but it is not enough money for Bethel to buy panties for Surely!  At this rate, the only part of the panty Bethel will be able to afford is the hole Surely's tail is supposed to stick out of!