Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They don't have anything to sell on eBay right now.

Luna and Bethel's Ode To Dairy Queen

Luna and Bethel stink that they shall never see,

Food better than the food from Queen of Dairy.

The food that tastes like cream and ice,

The drive through gives it for no price.

Others took their dogs to see,

DQ gave no cream for free!

A dog boycott might put DQ on the ball,

But paying is still better than food ala recall.

Good morning from Luna and Bethel!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop art on eBay.  Well, they don't right now, but they are stinking they might have a couple more poops in them!

Luna and Bethel have a few announcements to make today.  Luna and Bethel wrote one last review for Steve-o's Chris Sligh fansite, so bloggers might want to check that out.  http://chris-sligh.info/content/view/108/31/  No rush.  Luna and Bethel are looking forward to the rest of the season and being just regular fans of the show who say bad things about it.

Another announcement is that Luna and Bethel's good friend Sundance is stinking about buying...pigs.  True story.  Luna and Bethel wonder if Sundance's mule, Mario, has been consulted.  Luna and Bethel stink this might ruin Mario's poop business and take attention away from him.  One time the secretary wanted a bird, and Luna and Bethel said, "NO!  Birds take attention away from Luna and Bethel!"

The last announcement is that Luna and Bethel's blogging may be interrupted some next week.  Luna and Bethel's Auntie Jill is coming for a few days!  Auntie Jill, Auntie Jill!  Auntie Jill is a noise maker for shows, and Luna and Bethel are going to make all kinds of sounds when they see Auntie Jill and they are planning to test silent but deadly sounds on her!!!  Did you hear that?  Did you hear that, Auntie Jill?  No?  But another one of your senses told you that Luna and Bethel made a noise, right?

Good morning from Luna and Bethel! 

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not right now.  However, doo to current American Idol events, Luna and Bethel may very well start again now that they've seen that Poop=Success!

Luna and Bethel are sorry they missed dooing their blog yesterday.  The secretary wouldn't get out of bed to work for Luna and Bethel.  Harumph.  Good help is impossible for Luna and Bethel to find.

Luna and Bethel awoke today to a new day and a different day and a day where things aren't quite the same for Luna and Bethel, or for the entire world, for that matter.  Sanjaya is STILL on American Idol!!!!  Luna and Bethel's sky is raining frogs and rolled up newspapers.  Luna and Bethel's grass has changed into a sea of hair brushes.  Luna and Bethel's water is Pepto Bismol or some similarly nasty medicine. 

Now, Luna and Bethel like jokes.  All bloggers have seen that Luna and Bethel like the laughing laughing making a joke at the expense of someone who isn't Luna and Bethel!  This Sanjaya on American Idol thing... Luna and Bethel are sorry, but Sanjaya is a vacuum cleaner.

Luna and Bethel would like to congratulate their friend Steve-o-meter and her strumpet little dog, Surely, today!  Luna and Bethel watched Steve-o make her Chris Sligh fansite and make it and make it good and make it better and work and work and doo more work than Luna and Bethel would EVER doo.  Doo you know that Steve-o's fansite is the only OFFICIAL fansite that any of the American Idol contestants have had this season?  Hmmm?   Doo you know that?  Luna and Bethel say, "Hats Off To Their Friend, Steve-o-meter And Her Strumpet Little Dog, Surely!"  Yay!   http://chris-sligh.info/component/option,com_frontpage/Itemid,1/       

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They are considering maybe selling one more Poop Art on eBay.  Right now they are selling a pillow that ends TODAY!  Luna and Bethel stepped in it big time yesterday.

Luna and Bethel can't play with you bloggers for long!  They have an appointment this morning!

Yesterday Luna and Bethel announced that they have an Official Photographer, DBlade, who is Luna and Bethel's friend from http://www.chris-sligh.info/  That is the Official Fansite of American Idol Contestant Chris Sligh whose dogs Luna and Bethel date, but don't tell anybody because that story is for Luna and Bethel to sell to the press after Chris Sligh's dogs won't pay palimony.  You can tell all bloggers that Luna and Bethel write reviews on that site, and they are going to write a review of the show after they see it tonight!  True story!  Well, the part about the reviews is true.  The dating part, not so true.  DBlade is going to start making pictures to go with Luna and Bethel's reviews, and Luna and Bethel are showing you the first picture he made now, but Luna and Bethel don't stink this one will be published!  So it is exclusive to Luna and Bethel's blog just like everything here is exclusive to Luna and Bethel's blog because Luna and Bethel run all of eBay!  There was another version with Sanjaya making some Poop Art of his own, but it's a little early, so Luna and Bethel decided to be nice to bloggers and not show you that.  At least not today.  Be nice to Luna and Bethel today, and you won't get smacked in the face with it tomorrow!  Look at the fabulous picture of Luna and Bethel and Sanjaya's butt and butt Paula!

Now, Luna and Bethel made a faux pas yesterday (faux pas is from the French, it means "to pee on the carpet") by announcing to FLABs that DBlade is Luna and Bethel's Official Photographer.  And he is!  He is DBlade- Official Show Business Photographer of Luna and Bethel, But No Naked Stuff!  Luna and Bethel didn't mean to insult their OLD Picture Taker and Junior Spy, Scottielass.  Scottielass has a new title which is....Luna and Bethel's Head ART Picture Taker and Junior Spy.  Now what this means is that DBlade will take Luna and Bethel's pictures when they are wasted in public, and Scottielass will take Luna and Bethel's pictures while they are wasted at HOME.  Luna and Bethel are sure that Anna Nichol had a similar setup with her photographers.  Now Luna and Bethel will beg for forgiveness and kiss Scottielass' hienny by saying.  http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZscottielass26  Shop Scottielass!  Help get Luna and Bethel out of the Official Twit Doghouse!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  But not now, they are selling a pillow right now.

Luna and Bethel are adding a new FLAB member today, but nobody knows him, noooo.  Luna and Bethel didn't even meet this member on eBay, they met this member on the Official Chris Sligh Fansite that Steveo runs.  DBlade is going to be taking pictures of Luna and Bethel at American Idol!  He didn't doo that first one, Luna and Bethel still have to find out who did, but it was not gadget, who has lovely items.  http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZgadget_katQQhtZ-1  The secret word Luna and Bethel want bloggers to say to Luna and Bethel today is "moist towelette", so say that to Luna and Bethel, please!  Luna and Bethel welcome DBlade and they are going to show his lovely work tomorrow, yes Luna and Bethel are! 

FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) is the club that Luna and Bethel started as a support group to help them deal with their fame!  Fat lot of good it has done Luna and Bethel!  If you would like to be a member, all you have to doo is ask!  Luna and Bethel rarely go adding people willy nilly because Luna and Bethel don't want to offend.  So don't get your feelings hurt if you want to be in the club and you aren't!  Just ASK LUNA AND BETHEL!

New FLAB Officers!

Buck- Makes Smartness Comments With Her Behind But Not About Luna and Bethel!

DBlade- Official Show Business Photographer of Luna and Bethel, But No Naked Stuff

Beachbumwalking- Combs The Sands Of The World And eBay For Spare Change To Deliver To Luna and Bethel!

Flab Officers 

Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel)

Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice

Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger and Oracle

Rustybarb- Security

Sundance- Junior Janitor and Head Tree Climber (Because Luna and Bethel are too short for tree climbing) 

Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations and Chief of Luna and Bethel's Family Jewels

Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out)

Wilm- Loaded Question Asker and Dog Leaver When She Goes On Her Fancy Trips (Harrumph!)

Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2)

Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel

Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!)

Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh)

Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh)

Gadget_kat- Queen Janitor

salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper

moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies

Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Head Art Picture Taker and Junior Spy

sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out

Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers

Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop

103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It

Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies

561doreen- Bringer of female deer and little dogs in bags and sandboxes for cats to pee in

Rooster- Doctor In Charge of Operating On Cats

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not right now.  Maybe in a day or two.  Or not.

Luna and Bethel stink their blog has been dull lately.  Dull, lackluster.  Like when Luna and Bethel keep peeing on the carpet and not getting caught.  No excitement.  No secretaries yelling at Luna and Bethel and then yelling at each other, saying, "I TOLD you we should just get linoleum!!!"  (Linoleum is a French word that means "to pee on the carpet.) 

Bethel has made alterations so she can type herself.  Look for an improvement in Luna and Bethel's blog quality in the weeks to come.  Or not.

Sincerely,

Luna and Bethel

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.

Luna and Bethel have new jobs!  They found this picture on http://chris-sligh.info/component/option,com_frontpage/Itemid,1/ , the Official Fansite of American Idol contestant, Chris Sligh.  That site is run by Steve-o-meter!  Not that Steve-o-meter really blogs on eBay blogs with Luna and Bethel anymore.

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.

Luna and Bethel have new jobs!  They found this picture on http://chris-sligh.info/component/option,com_frontpage/Itemid,1/ , the Official Fansite of American Idol contestant, Chris Sligh.  That is run by Steve-o-meter! 

Now, Luna and Bethel stink that gadget_kat made this picture.  If this is not true, Luna and Bethel will be glad to print a retraction.  In any event, look at gadget_kat's lovely items now!  There are some Care Bears that are great for Easter chewing up and pooping!  http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZgadget_katQQhtZ-1

Luna and Bethel are my tox fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not at the moment, at the moment they are selling another Chris Sligh pillow!

Luna and Bethel have to say that Luna and Bethel are feeling VERY full of themselves today!  Very full!  And Luna and Bethel aren't having problems with irregularity or anything!  Luna and Bethel write reviews sometimes, sometimes interviews for The Official Chris Sligh Fansite.  Chris Sligh is a VERY GOOD AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT!  Luna and Bethel like him, yes they doo!  See Luna and Bethel's whole review here:  http://chris-sligh.info/content/view/92/31/  Anyhow, yesterday Luna and Bethel wrote a review that...predicted who would get kicked off of American Idol!!!  Luna and Bethel talked about each contestant, and Luna and Bethel said: 

Stephanie - "You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me" One of Luna and Bethel’s favorite songs! Beautifully and dramatically performed by Dusty Springfield in the past, not Stephanie in the present! Goodbye, Stephanie!

And Luna and Bethel were RIGHT!  Of course it's unfortunate that Luna and Bethel were right, but Luna and Bethel have been pooping on this planet long enough to know that American elections often don't result in the most talented candidate moving forward.

Good morning from Luna and Bethel!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not right now.  Luna and Bethel are tired of the Poop Art, but there is so much Poop that Luna and Bethel might change their minds eventually.

Luna and Bethel voted last night for American Idol!  Did everybody watch the show?  Luna and Bethel had a good time, a very good time watching!

Now, Luna and Bethel didn't doo their blog yesterday because the secretary claimed to have a chest cold, but let Luna and Bethel tell you now that it was a Poop excuse for sleeping late.  Luna and Bethel sat on the secretary's chest every time the secretary tried to take a nap, and let Luna and Bethel tell you that the chest WAS NOT COLD!  The head wasn't cold either.  Luna and Bethel sat on that a lot, too. 

But, be nice to the secretary today and understanding because the secretary is slow, very slow because of having to take breaks to make hacking noises, which Luna and Bethel take to mean, "Bother secretary now!  Bother her!  Bark back at her!  Make secretary get up to wait on Luna and Bethel hand and foot!"  Nobody needs to worry about the secretary with Luna and Bethel around!

Good morning from Luna and Bethel!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  For the moment.

Luna and Bethel don't have a lot to say today, but they don't have to say a lot today because it's FLAB day, so happy FLAB!  Oh, and if you'd like to say "Panty Liner" to Luna and Bethel, Luna and Bethel always enjoy a good panty liner just so Luna and Bethel know you are paying attention.

FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) is the club that Luna and Bethel started as a support group to help them deal with their fame!  Fat lot of good it has done Luna and Bethel!  If you would like to be a member, all you have to doo is ask!  Luna and Bethel rarely go adding people willy nilly because Luna and Bethel don't want to offend.  So don't get your feelings hurt if you want to be in the club and you aren't!  Just ASK LUNA AND BETHEL!

New FLAB Officers!

NONE!

Flab Officers 

Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel)

Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice

Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger and Oracle

Rustybarb- Security

Sundance- Junior Janitor and Head Tree Climber (Because Luna and Bethel are too short for tree climbing) 

Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations and Chief of Luna and Bethel's Family Jewels

Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out)

Wilm- Loaded Question Asker and Dog Leaver When She Goes On Her Fancy Trips (Harrumph!)

Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2)

Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel

Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!)

Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh)

Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh)

Gadget_kat- Queen Janitor

salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper

moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies

Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Head Picture Taker and Junior Spy

sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out

Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers

Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop

103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It

Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies

561doreen- Bringer of female deer and little dogs in bags and sandboxes for cats to pee in

Rooster- Doctor In Charge of Operating On Cats

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Sigh.

Luna and Bethel are sick of snow, but Harvey, Luna and Bethel's foolish bodyguard, is happy.  Luna and Bethel can't wait for Harvey to be made unhappy.

Good morning from Luna and Bethel!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay...at least for the next couple days.

Luna and Bethel had at least 6 inches of snow and ice yesterday.  No trips to Dairy Queen for Luna and Bethel.  Only freezing of Luna and Bethel's poop machines when they try to pee outside.  Which is why Luna and Bethel are just peeing on the carpet for now...actually for always!  But, never fear, all you poor suckers in the north east, Luna and Bethel know how everybody can eat their way out of this mess.

Sandy's Old-time Snow Cream Recipe

Basic Recipe

     1 cup milk
     1/2 cup sugar
     scant 1/2 teaspoon vanilla
     large bowl of snow (about 3 quarts)

Blend milk, sugar and vanilla. Stir in enough snow to make snow cream to
an ice cream consistency.

Variations - There are many variations for snow cream. For example,
substitute canned cream for milk for a heavier flavor. Add Nestles Quik
for a chocolate snow
cream, or use instant cocoa mix. Another variation is to add plump
raisins and cinnamon, or add a beaten egg for a nog taste. Puree an
overripe banana and add to
the mixture. Get creative - you know your family's tastes.

Note: ALWAYS - ALWAYS make sure the snow is clean. It takes at least one
to two hours for snow to clean the pollutants from the air, then use
only snow that
has fallen after that first cleansing snow. It also goes without saying
(but I will anyway), to make sure you do not collect the snow where
animals and birds eat (or do
other things). Cleanliness first. Stress that with the kids, because
this is a treat even the younger ones can make for the whole family.

Source:  http://www.cgl.uwaterloo.ca/~smann/IceCream/Snow/sandy.txt

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog, they sell their Poop Art on eBay.  Their last Poop Art EVER is ending soon!  Be sure to check that out!  When Luna and Bethel can't recover their costs on some of their most famous Poop Art, it's time to throw in the toilet paper.

Luna and Bethel woke up this morning to find Harvey all covered with dandruff.  Cold, wet, snow DANDRUFF.  So much for spring sprunging at Luna and Bethel's house! 

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They are famous on MTV's website, but Luna and Bethel haven't noticed their fame dooing much for their American Idol Poop Art prices.  Luna has extended her Sanjaya Poop Art listing by 3 days to celebrate that Sanjaya and his funny hair and his inept singing weren't sent packing by America, which is what he has actually deserved for several weeks, now.

Spring is sprunging here at Luna and Bethel's house, which isn't good, no not good.  Spring means that Harvey is shedding his many hairs on the carpet where Luna and Bethel's pee is supposed to go...that means Devil Vacuum Cleaner.  Spring means that Bethel has to resume her Devil Fitness Walks.  Spring means Luna and Bethel will be ruthlessly attacked more often and given more Devil Baths. 

But, some eBay bloggers like spring, and Luna and Bethel are here to tell you now that Sundance82 is all about spring!  Have you looked at Sundance's store?  Hmmm?  Have you?  Luna and Bethel want to know!  In case you have not, Luna and Bethel are going to tell you what is in there right now! 

Sundance has some very tasty plants and seeds in her store for dogs to chew and poop (but some are dangerous, so they should be tested on cats).  Honeysuckle sounds very delicious to Luna and Bethel for chewing and pooping!  Sundance has some beautiful artsy art she makes out of plants, and dogs can chew and poop that art!  There are houses for birds made out of gourds, and Luna and Bethel would chew and poop a bird if they could catch one.  There is even a doll in Sundance's store, a lovely, very good and fancy doll that Luna and Bethel want to chew and poop!  AND...if you die...Sundance will get rid of your deadness so you will not be making a mess and cluttering up the world and taking up room that should be taken up by Luna and Bethel.  True story!

Luna and Bethel recommend that you take your spring fever and get sick in Sundance's store!!!!    http://stores.ebay.com/Cumberland-Wildcraft-and-Arts

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay!  American Idol Poop Art on sale now!  Did everybody vote last night?

Luna and Bethel:  Hello?  Live help?  Please help Luna and Bethel!!!

Live Help:  How can eBay help you today, Luna and Bethel?

Luna and Bethel:  Luna and Bethel would like to report a crime against Luna and Bethel!

Live Help:  Ma'ams, you really need to call 911 if you want to report a crime.

Luna and Bethel:  Luna and Bethel were grabbed!  Grabbed and snatched and their jewelry was stolen!

Live Help:  Ma'ams, this sounds terrible.  Please call 911.

Luna and Bethel:  And then...Luna and Bethel were...put...in the bathtub and..............washed.

Live Help:  Ma'ams, it just sounds like you had baths.

Luna and Bethel:  Luna and Bethel don't have their necklaces!  Luna and Bethel's black necklaces!  Black is slimming!  Bethel needs that!

Live Help:  Ma'ams, when you get dry, maybe your owner will put your collars back on.

Luna and Bethel:  She's Luna and Bethel's SECRETARY!  Everybody on eBay blogs told Luna and Bethel that Live Help was no help!

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay!  Fantastic American Idol Poop Art for sale right now!  All of your favorites!  Or maybe not.

Congratulations to Jaye, Boo, and Spot for winning the Chris Sligh pillow!  Now Jaye, Luna and Bethel don't want you kissing that pillow as it as married!  And Boo and Spot, don't you chew it up and poop it.  Congratulations to voteforbethel for winning St. Patrick Poop Art!  Same warnings for voteforbethel, don't kiss the Poop Art or chew it up and poop it.

Luna and Bethel are naturally always interested in getting more attention for Luna and Bethel, so Luna and Bethel interviewed Chris Sligh, top American Idol contender's dogs, Tucker and L.G. for Steve-o-meter's very important Chris Sligh Official Fansite!  Yes Luna and Bethel did!  You read that interview and you watch American Idol and you vote for Chris Sligh so Luna and Bethel can go to the finale as Tucker and L.G.'s dates!  Oh, and so Chris can win and be more famous.

Love,

Luna and Bethel

P.S.  http://chris-sligh.info/component/option,com_frontpage/Itemid,1/

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay!

Luna and Bethel want you to be sure to check their auctions today.  The Chris Sligh Pillow and St. Patrick Day Poop Art end today!  Luna and Bethel added new American Idol Poop Art the other day!  LOOK AT LUNA AND BETHEL'S AUCTIONS AND MAYBE BUY SOMETHING!!!!

FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) is the club that Luna and Bethel started as a support group to help them deal with their fame!  Fat lot of good it has done Luna and Bethel!  If you would like to be a member, all you have to doo is ask!  Luna and Bethel rarely go adding people willy nilly because Luna and Bethel don't want to offend.  So don't get your feelings hurt if you want to be in the club and you aren't!  Just ASK LUNA AND BETHEL!

New FLAB Officers!

isabellasworld- Owner of the world but is soon going to hand it over to Luna and Bethel!!!!

dragonsfairy2- Gets naked and catches dragons for Luna and Bethel

Flab Officers 

Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel)

Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice

Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger and Oracle

Rustybarb- Security

Sundance- Junior Janitor and Head Tree Climber (Because Luna and Bethel are too short for tree climbing) 

Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations and Chief of Luna and Bethel's Family Jewels

Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out)

Wilm- Loaded Question Asker and Dog Leaver When She Goes On Her Fancy Trips (Harrumph!)

Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2)

Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel

Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!)

Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh)

Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh)

Gadget_kat- Queen Janitor

salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper

moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies

Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Head Picture Taker and Junior Spy

sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out

Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers

Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop

103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It

Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies

561doreen- Bringer of female deer and little dogs in bags and sandboxes for cats to pee in

Rooster- Doctor In Charge of Operating On Cats

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.

Luna's Poop Art achieved internet fame this week in an article on the MTV website.  Luna decided to poop more Poop in hopes of getting MORE ATTENTION.   http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1553966/20070306/id_0.jhtml  One thing that Luna and Bethel learned this week is that Luna knows how to pick an American loser.  Both Antonella and Sundance got kicked off of the show.  (EBay bloggers 1atime2remember and Sundance are winning those first American Idol Poops.  Jaye is winning the Chris Sligh pillow that Luna and Bethel are selling!)  Luna hopes to have better luck with her new Poop Art inspirations.  Please look at Luna and Bethel's items for sale!

Luna and Bethel also want you to look at Steve-o's website, because Chris Sligh mentioned Steve-o in an interview!  Yes him did!  http://www.chris-sligh.info/  Steve-o sells jewelry on eBay blogs!  Yes her does!  Well, her did.  Luna and Bethel are confident that Steve-o will return and resume plugging herself up and letting her strumpet little dog hump everybody when the American Idol season is over.

Good morning from Luna and Bethel

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell their Poop Art on eBay.  American Idol crushed Luna and Bethel last night.

Luna and Bethel are sooooo disappointed in you Americans!  Luna and Bethel were counting on America!  Counting!  And who got kicked off of American Idol?  BOTH of the Idols that Luna pooped for, that's who!  Of course Luna herself did not vote.  BUT THAT DOES NOT MATTER!!!!  Luna Pooped!  Antonella pooped too!  Sundance sort of pooped, and Luna and Bethel actually feel sorry for him.

Be sure to check out this MTV article that mentions Luna!  And keep an eye on this blog to see who Luna and Bethel predict will be kicked off of the show next with Magical American Idol Loser Predicting Poop Art!  Sigh.  http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1553966/20070306/id_0.jhtml

PS  Be sure to sign up for Caitofamily!  http://blogs.ebay.com/caitofamily/entry/My-Daughter-The-Doggy-Hero-CaitoFamily/_W0QQcommentsyncidZ0QQidZ112986011