 | Archive - May 2007 Luna and Bethel Have a ? About FarmingPosted May-22-07 04:42:23 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell their Poop Art on eBay. Well, not now. Luna and Bethel are in their lab trying to figure out how to make the Poop Art break down two days after the warranty expires. Luna and Bethel would like to tell bloggers now that Luna and Bethel are...farmers. True story! Luna and Bethel made a garden on Grandma Bert's patio, yes Luna and Bethel did! Luna and Bethel had a big garden in MD, a big big garden and it was too much garden and the secretaries threw away cucumbers and the secretaries said, "Dear God why did we plant 20 hills of cucumbers for two people and some dogs, nobody needs this many cucumbers, people in MD don't eat vegetables, we can't even give these away!!!!" This year the big crop is tomatoes at Luna and Bethel's house and Luna and Bethel already have results and it is this
 Tally Ho amd FLAB From Luna and Bethel!Posted May-21-07 04:32:18 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not right now because Luna and Bethel are in their lab trying to figure out how to add "sexy" to poop. Luna and Bethel would like to announce that FLAB has gone global now! True story! Luna and Bethel have a FLAB member from England! Yes Luna and Bethel doo! Luna and Bethel did intensive research and have learned that kiriyamabattleroyale is from England! So the secret thing that you have to say to Luna and Bethel today to be cool is "Tony Blair." You say that and you will be cool and Luna and Bethel might not taunt you. Maybe. FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) is the club that Luna and Bethel started as a support group to help them deal with their fame! Fat lot of good it has done Luna and Bethel! If you would like to be a member, all you have to doo is ask! Luna and Bethel rarely go adding people willy nilly because Luna and Bethel don't want to offend. So don't get your feelings hurt if you want to be in the club and you aren't! Just ASK LUNA AND BETHEL! New FLAB Officers! kiriyamabattleroyale- Official ambassador to Her Majesty The Queen! Tells the Queen to share her hats with Luna and Bethel! gifts*by*georgette- Makes Gifts For Luna and Bethel and Gives Gifts to Luna and Bethel and Is Official Gift Giver To Luna and Bethel! mgt- Poop Management (mgt) for Luna and Bethel! Flab Officers Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel) Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger and Oracle Rustybarb- Security Sundance- Junior Janitor and Head Tree Climber (Because Luna and Bethel are too short for tree climbing) Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations and Chief of Luna and Bethel's Family Jewels Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out) Wilm- Loaded Question Asker and Dog Leaver When She Goes On Her Fancy Trips (Harrumph!) Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2) Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!) Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh) Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh) Gadget_kat- Queen Janitor salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Head Art Picture Taker and Junior Spy sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop 103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies Missourilark- Head of Dried Bird Poop
Lynx- Just Another Darned Groupie Cat
mario6758- Thong With Man's Face On It Model
Foxxy- Librarian francis5714- Head Smartypants Crazyshews- Bethel's New Best Friend and Personal Banner Maker To Luna and Bethel! Twit- Deep Thinker and Egghead Spamender, Rocky The Blog Dog, Sassy, and Hoss- Luna and Bethel's Dopplegangers and Travel Agents 561doreen- Bringer of female deer and little dogs in bags and sandboxes for cats to pee in Rooster- Doctor In Charge of Operating On Cats Yellowwrapper and Big Al- Official Writers and Performers of Tough Rap Songs About Luna and Bethel Dresdenite, Onnalee, and Emmalee- Official Stylists of Luna and Bethel's Wigs 1atime2remember and Serena- Official Rescuers of Luna and Bethel In Case Luna and Bethel Get Stuck When Forced To Pee In The Snow Instead of On The Carpet Bqsdenterprises- Mother and daughter in charge of digging up buried treasure chests and delivering them to Luna and Bethel! ddskittysmeetyeisle- Maker of Lovely Blankies For Luna and Bethel to Lounge on And Wad Up and Hump and Chew Up isabellasworld- Owner of the world but is soon going to hand it over to Luna and Bethel!!!! dragonsfairy2- Uses soapy fairies as bait to catch dragons for Luna and Bethel steelers5in05 and Domino the KISS cat- Steal Dairy Queen food and deliver it to Luna and Bethel!
Buck- Makes Smartness Comments With Her Behind But Not About Luna and Bethel! DBlade- Official Show Business Photographer of Luna and Bethel, But No Naked Stuff Beachbumwalking- Combs The Sands Of The World And eBay For Spare Change To Deliver To Luna and Bethel! Luna and Bethel Show Bloggers Purses For MenPosted May-18-07 04:44:39 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell their Poop Art on eBay. Not now they don't sell their Poop Art, but maybe again someday when Poop Art futures seem good. Luna and Bethel mean to blog more often, but Luna and Bethel's secretary doesn't cooperate. Luna and Bethel got up yesterday to blog, and the secretaries said, "We are going babysitting." Luna and Bethel said, "Oh, good, Luna and Bethel will go, too." Secretaries said, "Small dogs and babies go together like Don Imus and volleyball players." Then they LEFT LUNA AND BETHEL AT HOME WITH CATS, HARVEY, AND GRANDMA BERT. True story. But, Secretaries did a good thing the other day, a good thing for Luna and Bethel. The secretaries bought Harvey a purse, and it is this!  Harvey wears his purse and the secretaries put in it treats and water and poop bags and check books and panty liners...all things Luna and Bethel need on their walks! Luna and Bethel have to carry NOTHING! So all bloggers get purses for your men so you won't have to carry things! Love, Luna and Bethel Luna and Bethel Want To Show You A Little StiffyPosted May-16-07 04:51:25 PDT Updated May-18-07 02:59:05 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They might sell Poop Art on eBay again someday, but they don't understand the new postal rates. Luna and Bethel want to show you a little stiffy today and it is this.
 Poor Bethel is a little stiffy. Some bloggers know that Luna and Bethel have to walk on leashes since Luna and Bethel moved to NC. That is because secretaries are cruel, yes they are! Luna and Bethel FLAB Monday AwayPosted May-14-07 05:06:54 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog, they sell their Poop Art on eBay, but right now they sell NOTHING! Luna and Bethel haven't blogged all week! Maybe bloggers noticed. That is because it was Mother's Day, and Luna and Bethel were getting ready for that. Mother's Day is a special day for mothers, and that means it was a day for...Luna and Bethel! Today's special word is Joan Crawford. Luna and Bethel are the baddest mother's of them all! FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) is the club that Luna and Bethel started as a support group to help them deal with their fame! Fat lot of good it has done Luna and Bethel! If you would like to be a member, all you have to doo is ask! Luna and Bethel rarely go adding people willy nilly because Luna and Bethel don't want to offend. So don't get your feelings hurt if you want to be in the club and you aren't! Just ASK LUNA AND BETHEL! New FLAB Officers! gifts*by*georgette- Makes Gifts For Luna and Bethel and Gives Gifts to Luna and Bethel and Is Official Gift Giver To Luna and Bethel! mgt- Poop Management (mgt) for Luna and Bethel! Flab Officers Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel) Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger and Oracle Rustybarb- Security Sundance- Junior Janitor and Head Tree Climber (Because Luna and Bethel are too short for tree climbing) Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations and Chief of Luna and Bethel's Family Jewels Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out) Wilm- Loaded Question Asker and Dog Leaver When She Goes On Her Fancy Trips (Harrumph!) Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2) Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!) Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh) Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh) Gadget_kat- Queen Janitor salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Head Art Picture Taker and Junior Spy sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop 103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies Missourilark- Head of Dried Bird Poop
Lynx- Just Another Darned Groupie Cat
mario6758- Thong With Man's Face On It Model
Foxxy- Librarian francis5714- Head Smartypants Crazyshews- Bethel's New Best Friend and Personal Banner Maker To Luna and Bethel! Twit- Deep Thinker and Egghead Spamender, Rocky The Blog Dog, Sassy, and Hoss- Luna and Bethel's Dopplegangers and Travel Agents 561doreen- Bringer of female deer and little dogs in bags and sandboxes for cats to pee in Rooster- Doctor In Charge of Operating On Cats Yellowwrapper and Big Al- Official Writers and Performers of Tough Rap Songs About Luna and Bethel Dresdenite, Onnalee, and Emmalee- Official Stylists of Luna and Bethel's Wigs 1atime2remember and Serena- Official Rescuers of Luna and Bethel In Case Luna and Bethel Get Stuck When Forced To Pee In The Snow Instead of On The Carpet Bqsdenterprises- Mother and daughter in charge of digging up buried treasure chests and delivering them to Luna and Bethel! ddskittysmeetyeisle- Maker of Lovely Blankies For Luna and Bethel to Lounge on And Wad Up and Hump and Chew Up isabellasworld- Owner of the world but is soon going to hand it over to Luna and Bethel!!!! dragonsfairy2- Uses soapy fairies as bait to catch dragons for Luna and Bethel steelers5in05 and Domino the KISS cat- Steal Dairy Queen food and deliver it to Luna and Bethel!
Buck- Makes Smartness Comments With Her Behind But Not About Luna and Bethel! DBlade- Official Show Business Photographer of Luna and Bethel, But No Naked Stuff Beachbumwalking- Combs The Sands Of The World And eBay For Spare Change To Deliver To Luna and Bethel! Luna and Bethel Send All Their FLAB To You!Posted May-07-07 04:45:37 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog, they sell their Poop Art on eBay, but right now they sell NOTHING! Luna and Bethel stink that maybe all bloggers have noticed that Luna and Bethel are blogging erratically these days. Some days Luna and Bethel have a blog, most days no blog for Luna and Bethel! Poor Luna and Bethel. It's the fault of...Luna and Bethel's secretary. The special password for Luna and Bethel's blog today is Liver Pudding, which is a new special Southern food discovered by Luna and Bethel! The secretary walks Luna and Bethel when Luna and Bethel are supposed to be blogging. Luna and Bethel promise bloggers that Luna and Bethel will get up extra early and pee on the carpet so the secretary will be free to type Luna and Bethel's blog! FLAB (Friends of Luna And Bethel) is the club that Luna and Bethel started as a support group to help them deal with their fame! Fat lot of good it has done Luna and Bethel! If you would like to be a member, all you have to doo is ask! Luna and Bethel rarely go adding people willy nilly because Luna and Bethel don't want to offend. So don't get your feelings hurt if you want to be in the club and you aren't! Just ASK LUNA AND BETHEL! New FLAB Officers! mgt- Poop Management (mgt) for Luna and Bethel! Flab Officers Kat- President of All Dogs (But Can't Boss Luna and Bethel) Luna and Bethel's Secretary- Secretary and President of Vice Maggie- Decorations and Chief Plugger and Oracle Rustybarb- Security Sundance- Junior Janitor and Head Tree Climber (Because Luna and Bethel are too short for tree climbing) Steve-o-meter- Pooplic Relations and Chief of Luna and Bethel's Family Jewels Caitofamily- Refreshment Provider (Caitofamily, Luna and Bethel ask that you bring enough for everyone this time, not like at salesbygetridofit!'s birthday party when Luna and Bethel kept having to send you back out) Wilm- Loaded Question Asker and Dog Leaver When She Goes On Her Fancy Trips (Harrumph!) Aswegrow2- Fundraiser (Luna and Bethel would like 1 million in funds, aswegrow2) Beckers- Rookie and Personal Companion to Luna and Bethel Mrs. B- Reporter (All news should be about Luna and Bethel, please!) Jaye- Token Big Dog Provider (sigh) Artman- Token Cat Provider (sigh) Gadget_kat- Queen Janitor salesbygetridofit!- Poop Sucker-Upper moonmonster1972- Chief of Showing Behinds To Luna and Bethel's Enemies Scottielass- Luna and Bethel's Head Art Picture Taker and Junior Spy sherry3909- Personal Trainer To FLAB Officers, But Doesnt Make Luna and Bethel Work Out Grammytina and Her Cat Katrina- More Extra Refreshment Bringers Tru_gritt02 and Her Handsome Dog Sunny- Bringers of Little Foam Ornaments for Luna and Bethel to Chew and Poop 103-stuff4sale and Her Bird Alex- Bringers of Feathers For Luna and Bethel To Get Tickled With Because Luna and Bethel Really Like To Get Tickled, Just Don't Get Too Personal With It Karmaboxco- Head of Dirty Hippies Missourilark- Head of Dried Bird Poop
Lynx- Just Another Darned Groupie Cat
mario6758- Thong With Man's Face On It Model
Foxxy- Librarian francis5714- Head Smartypants Crazyshews- Bethel's New Best Friend and Personal Banner Maker To Luna and Bethel! Twit- Deep Thinker and Egghead Spamender, Rocky The Blog Dog, Sassy, and Hoss- Luna and Bethel's Dopplegangers and Travel Agents 561doreen- Bringer of female deer and little dogs in bags and sandboxes for cats to pee in Rooster- Doctor In Charge of Operating On Cats Yellowwrapper and Big Al- Official Writers and Performers of Tough Rap Songs About Luna and Bethel Dresdenite, Onnalee, and Emmalee- Official Stylists of Luna and Bethel's Wigs 1atime2remember and Serena- Official Rescuers of Luna and Bethel In Case Luna and Bethel Get Stuck When Forced To Pee In The Snow Instead of On The Carpet Bqsdenterprises- Mother and daughter in charge of digging up buried treasure chests and delivering them to Luna and Bethel! ddskittysmeetyeisle- Maker of Lovely Blankies For Luna and Bethel to Lounge on And Wad Up and Hump and Chew Up isabellasworld- Owner of the world but is soon going to hand it over to Luna and Bethel!!!! dragonsfairy2- Uses soapy fairies as bait to catch dragons for Luna and Bethel steelers5in05 and Domino the KISS cat- Steal Dairy Queen food and deliver it to Luna and Bethel!
Buck- Makes Smartness Comments With Her Behind But Not About Luna and Bethel! DBlade- Official Show Business Photographer of Luna and Bethel, But No Naked Stuff Beachbumwalking- Combs The Sands Of The World And eBay For Spare Change To Deliver To Luna and Bethel! Luna and Bethel Poop InPosted May-04-07 04:40:39 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell their Poop Art on eBay sometimes, but not now. Luna and Bethel might hit a live auction this weekend, pick up some stock! Luna and Bethel are just pooping in to say "Hello" to all bloggers today! Hello from Luna and Bethel! Luna and Bethel Show A Moving PicturePosted May-03-07 04:46:34 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not now. As some bloggers know, Luna and Bethel interrupted their eBay careers to move from MD to NC. Luna and Bethel are lucky to have movers on call for their many, many moves. Luna and Bethel call these people "friends" because Luna and Bethel have no intention of paying them. Luna and Bethel want to show bloggers their Uncle T today. Uncle T helped Luna and Bethel move! Then Uncle T pooped on the carpet.
 Luna and Bethel Live In NC!Posted May-02-07 04:46:36 PDT Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers. They blog. They sell their Poop Art on eBay, but not now. Luna and Bethel have been so busy! As some bloggers know, Luna and Bethel moved to NC to live with Grandma Bert, yes Luna and Bethel did! Grandma Bert is lots of fun! Sleeps, rides a scooter thing that Luna and Bethel are going to take from her and ride themselves, yes Luna and Bethel are! And then Luna and Bethel are going to pee on these carpets around here! Luna is ready for some hot Southern fun, but, Bethel prefers Times Square.
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