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Luna and Bethel Review American Idol!

Posted Apr-05-07 04:44:38 PDT Updated Apr-05-07 05:05:18 PDT

Luna and Bethel are my toy fox terriers.  They blog.  They sell nothing on eBay right now.

As some of you know, Luna and Bethel were reviewing American Idol for steve-o's Chris Sligh website.  Then Chris Sligh got the boot, so Luna and Bethel's brush with American Idol fame was over.  But Luna and Bethel have decided to keep right on reviewing American Idol right here on eBay blogs!

Luna and Bethel's American Idol Review- 9-1=Sanjaya

Luna and Bethel turned on American Idol last night because Luna and Bethel enjoy a little pain on Wednesday night.  Just a little.

First, Ryan Seacrest showed Luna and Bethel the recap from last night, so Luna and Bethel will show that to bloggers:

Blake- Luna and Bethel liked Blake's Pee Wee Herman impression.

Phil- Phil will roam the cemetary "Night and Day."  Scares Luna and Bethel

Melinda- Only the finest in entertainment for Luna and Bethel and nursing home residents.

Chris- Luna and Bethel were glad to see Chris overcome the lyric problems he had in rehearsal by being incomprehensible in performance.

Jordin- Tony Bennett complimented Jordin by saying she sang in tune.  Luna and Bethel want to know what Jordin is dooing on American Idol if she can sing in tune???!!!!

Gina- Luna and Bethel were interested to see Gina dressed up as a 1950s prostitute.

Sanjaya- Luna and Bethel want to know what Sanjaya was dooing there.  Wasn't he kicked off weeks ago?

Haley- Luna and Bethel loved "Ain't Misbehaving," Haley's salute to White People.

Lakisha- Lakisha sang "Stormy Weather."  Luna and Bethel hate but like bad weather because it gives them an excuse to pee on the carpet.

Then, Tony Bennett, the coach for Standards Week, called Luna and Bethel on their telephone and said, "Luna and Bethel, I am calling in sick, because I got mad because none of those dummy contestants would listen to me when I was coaching them, but I will send the Love Child of Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin to sing for you, Luna and Bethel!"  His name was Michael Googlyeyes, and now Luna and Bethel know what the sidewalks in Vegas must taste like.

Elimination time, so Luna and Bethel peed on the carpet and then got a suprise!  Luna and Bethel were convinced, CONVINCED, that Phil would go home, but he did not!  Nooooo!  America sent home Gina.  Gina was hardly Luna and Bethel's favorite, but Luna and Bethel feel that Gina should have had a couple more weeks to scare Luna and Bethel with her Mega Godzilla Crusher Arms.  Go figure.  This whole season of American Idol has been the most entertaining one yet, because America is finally paying American Idol back for being a big pain in the Poop Machine.

Good morning from Luna and Bethel! 

 

 

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crazyjeans12000
I missed the whole show again! Grrrrrrrrrrr. Thanks for the update!
Apr-05-07 04:46:13 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Crazy, Luna and Bethel sincerely feel you didn't miss much!
Apr-05-07 04:46:48 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
LOL@gmbridges!
Apr-05-07 04:49:28 PDT Report this comment
gifts*by*georgette
don't watch it, having lots of fun watching dancing with the stars
Apr-05-07 04:49:53 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Luna and Bethel lol@crazy!
Apr-05-07 04:50:04 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Good morning georgette, Pita, and Gemini! Luna and Bethel don't watch Dancing With The Stars because Luna and Bethel prefer television shows with no stars.
Apr-05-07 04:50:56 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
ROFL! You're too funny!
Apr-05-07 04:52:22 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Crazy, Luna and Bethel are glad they can entertain you this morning since Luna and Bethel are having so much trouble finding television entertainment themselves.
Apr-05-07 04:53:46 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
I'm sure glad they can too. It's a great start to the day, let me tell ya!
Apr-05-07 04:54:18 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Crazy, Luna and Bethel like to start their days by peeing on the carpet.
Apr-05-07 04:55:13 PDT Report this comment
rebel5619
popping in to say morning luna and bethel and qm :)
Apr-05-07 04:56:44 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
Uh oh! That is NOT entertainment! Bad Luna and Bethel. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. LOL. My furry owner, Dot, likes to do the same thing. Grrrrrr.
Apr-05-07 04:57:15 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Good morning to bqsd! Thanks for pooping into Luna and Bethel's blog!

Crazy...Luna and Bethel always pee on the carpet. Dot, keep peeing on the carpet. Love, Luna and Bethel
Apr-05-07 04:58:47 PDT Report this comment
gifts*by*georgette
they may be stars-but they sure CAN'T dance-lol
Apr-05-07 04:59:06 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Georgette, if there is bad talent on Dancing With The Stars, then maybe Luna and Bethel doo need to watch that!
Apr-05-07 04:59:52 PDT Report this comment
artman07
Good Morning! I think American Idol will lose any sort of credibility from this round.....
Apr-05-07 05:03:02 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Good morning to artman and stanley! Luna and Bethel are confused...American Idol was ever credible?
Apr-05-07 05:04:12 PDT Report this comment
artman07
Now, if you wanna see a dance show, check out Ball Room Bootcamp when it comes back to TLC!
Apr-05-07 05:04:29 PDT Report this comment
artman07
I think that in so much as you were looking for a talent show, yes, it had a certain amount of credibility....not much.....
Apr-05-07 05:05:42 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Artman, Luna and Bethel are still waiting for their favorite reality show to come back, Project Runway!
Apr-05-07 05:06:21 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Artman, Luna and Bethel sincerely feel that most current pop stars can't sing, so Luna and Bethel always thought that the search for another one was something other than a talent show.
Apr-05-07 05:07:24 PDT Report this comment
artman07
I will be glad when the reality TV fad dies altogether....

The drama is exhausting...and kinda...well...boring....
Apr-05-07 05:07:27 PDT Report this comment
artman07
I LOVE project Runway!!!! It shows the real pain and suffering end of the creative process....Stanley, however, is afraid of heidi's big teeth!
Apr-05-07 05:08:52 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Artman, Luna and Bethel tried to watch The Amazing Race one time, and it reminded Luna and Bethel of the time they got stuck in travel bags and had to sit in an airport for 12 hours.
Apr-05-07 05:08:59 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Artman, Luna and Bethel were disappointed that Project Runway didn't come back this spring for the spring collection and they want to know WHAT HAPPENED. It's not Heidi's teeth that are the biggest things about Heidi, Luna and Bethel stink.
Apr-05-07 05:10:13 PDT Report this comment
artman07
The Super Nanny was also amusing...especially for people who have had kids.....

The naughty mat! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Apr-05-07 05:10:52 PDT Report this comment
jaye8698
Good morning, Luna and Bethel! Boo and spot didn't watch AI. It was really boring before, but not that Chris sligh is gone, it's really, really, really boring. So we all watched Fruit Smash instead.

I still think they should bring in the crocodiles.
Apr-05-07 05:11:51 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Artman, Luna and Bethel are glad you've found a mat you like for your house! Luna and Bethel have to take off and doo their day now. Thanks for stopping by to chat with Luna and Bethel!
Apr-05-07 05:11:53 PDT Report this comment
artman07
So true! Heidi's bust should have its own zip code!

I was disappointed too....sad to see good shows absent!
Apr-05-07 05:12:08 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Jaye, Luna and Bethel were leaving, but they will stop and say hello to you and Boo and Spot!
Apr-05-07 05:12:28 PDT Report this comment
artman07
Have a happy day!

Here's to peeing on the naughty mat!
Apr-05-07 05:12:52 PDT Report this comment
artman07
Hi Jaye! Happy almost-Friday to you!
Apr-05-07 05:13:31 PDT Report this comment
sundance82
Good morning. I'm late and have to bug right back out. Just wanted to say Hi.
Apr-05-07 05:14:02 PDT Report this comment
jaye8698
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Apr-05-07 05:16:47 PDT Report this comment
steve-o-meter
APPLAUDS WILDLY!!! YAY!!!!
Apr-05-07 17:51:42 PDT Report this comment

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