Posted Apr-24-08 05:36:01 PDT
Got this in an email this morning...really funny...go see Ben Stein's "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed" before it leaves theaters...
A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race appear?"
The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made."
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human
race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mama said they
developed from monkeys?"
The father answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family and your Mama told you about hers."
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