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I am looking for someone that knows how to do up a very nice myspace page.  I am willing to pay someone to do it as I dont have the time or energy to learn how to do it myself, 

If your interested please contact me and let me know how much you would charge to do one up for me. 

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Weak Stomach?? DO NOT LOOK SAD

If you have a weak stomach, then don't click on the link below.

It is a picture of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed.
 
It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the  bystanders.  
 
By the faces of the bystanders, I believe this photo to be real.
 
 
Click here:
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a story about a ex-Bayer named Jed FUNNY

 Come and listen to a story about a ex-Bayer named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was listing lots of T's,
And up through the site came a bunch of higher fees.

Real high that is, feedback changed, gotta get away from there.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's quite aware,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Good OLA is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the Lister and moved to OLA.

dot com, that is. $8 a month, no extra fees.


Well now its time to say 'Hello' to Jed and all his kin.
And we would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited to stay at this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality

Any Ex-Bayer that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all got a new home now, y'hear?.

 

Written by, KryseeMac

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I have a question

 
 
     UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
 
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
 
 
 

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER
from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

 
 



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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they  just stale bread to begin with?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?  



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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



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Why is a person who  plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?



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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?    

 
 

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 
 


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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

 
 

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Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

 
 


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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of  bald men?

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I  thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?



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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

 
 

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Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

 
 

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

 
 


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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

 
 


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As income tax time  approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells

'
THEIRS'?  

who can say good night??

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We offer over 149 different flavors and expedited shipping.

And always customer service with a smile

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Ely NV 89301

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Gourmet Grinds Coffee dot com

 Your online source for the best coffee around!

We offer over 149 different flavors and expedited shipping.

And always customer service with a smile

Wholesale Pricing Available

Contact me

705 Aultman Ste 2-1

Ely NV 89301


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