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Key Holder Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist Key Holder Light house Hand Painted by artist Sunflower Ornament Sunflower Ornament Butterfly Hand Painted by Artist Red Barn hand painted wall hanging with animals Sunflower hand painted by artist Painting Garden direct from artist original no copies Intimate apparel ladies top XL will fit a D38 bt L Hand made Pottery bowl with handle Glass Orange decorative fruit Toll House Cookie Tin Vintage Circa 1939 Owl Mexican Art Intimate apparel size medium Red Hand Painted Ceramic Jar with lid Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original work Dutch Girl Ceramic Yona 29 vintage 1940 1950 Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original no copies Jewlery Box Sunflowers hand painted heart shaped

Top 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer Personally I don’t care for telemarketers, in fact I really don’t care for them. They call at the most inoppertune times - when you’re eating, sleeping, relaxing, or just sitting around doing nothing (yea even then it’s annoying). In the even you have alittle time on your hands and want to really ensure they don’t call back (let’s face it, the National Do Not Call List only goes so far)… here is the F&J top 10 list for getting rid of a telemarketer… Say, “No,” over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they’re trying to speak. Maybe sing a song with all “No’s” This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could it. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like that other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?” If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “Why do you want to know?” Or you can say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my colon is acting up again, my rectum are sore, my pet rock just died…” When they try to get back to the sales process, just keep talking about your problems… if they persist - ask them why they don’t care. If the person says he’s Joe Shmoe from the Acme Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask for his address. Ask for landmarks. Continue asking questions about the company for as long as necessary. This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: “Hi, my name is Jessica and I’m with Roger Dodd Services…. You: “Hang on a second.” (few seconds pause) “Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are you wearing?” If you get one of those pushy sales people who just won’t shut up, patiently listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the deal, tell them that you’ll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, go shopping or whatever. See how long that commission based scum waits for you to get your credit card. If a long distance phone company calls trying to get you to sign up for their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, “I don’t have any friends… would you be my friend?” If that doesn’t work, say “Please.” Tell them you work for the same company they work for. For example: Telemarketer: “This is John From Acme Sales.” You: “Acme Sales, hey I work for them too! Which center are you calling from?” Telemarketer: “Uh, Dallas, Texas.” You: “Great, how’s business over there? The weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to employees! Oh well, see ya.” Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional “Uh-huh, really, or, “That’s fascinating.” Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. They get all flustered, but just tell them you couldn’t give your credit card number to someone who’s a complete stranger. You might even find your soulmate. Tell the telemarketer (this is my personal favorite) you are busy and if they will give you their phone number you will call them back. If they say they are not allowed to give out their number, then ask them for their home number and tell them you will call them at home (this is usually the most effective method of getting rid of telemarketers). If the sales person says, “Well, I don’t really want to get a call at home,” say, “Ya! Now you know how I feel.” (smiling, of course…)

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Key Holder Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist Key Holder Light house Hand Painted by artist Sunflower Ornament Sunflower Ornament Butterfly Hand Painted by Artist Red Barn hand painted wall hanging with animals Sunflower hand painted by artist Painting Garden direct from artist original no copies Intimate apparel ladies top XL will fit a D38 bt L Hand made Pottery bowl with handle Glass Orange decorative fruit Toll House Cookie Tin Vintage Circa 1939 Owl Mexican Art Intimate apparel size medium Red Hand Painted Ceramic Jar with lid Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original work Dutch Girl Ceramic Yona 29 vintage 1940 1950 Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original no copies Jewlery Box Sunflowers hand painted heart shaped

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Red Barn hand painted wall hanging with animals Sunflower hand painted by artist Painting Garden direct from artist original no copies Intimate apparel ladies top XL will fit a D38 bt L Glass Orange decorative fruit Toll House Cookie Tin Vintage Circa 1939 Owl Mexican Art Intimate apparel size medium Red Hand Painted Ceramic Jar with lid Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original work Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original no copies Jewlery Box Sunflowers hand painted heart shaped

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Red Barn hand painted wall hanging with animals Sunflower hand painted by artist Painting Garden direct from artist original no copies Intimate apparel ladies top XL will fit a D38 bt L Hand made Pottery bowl with handle Glass Orange decorative fruit Toll House Cookie Tin Vintage Circa 1939 Owl Mexican Art Intimate apparel size medium Red Hand Painted Ceramic Jar with lid Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original work Dutch Girl Ceramic Yona 29 vintage 1940 1950 Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original no copies Jewlery Box Sunflowers hand painted heart shaped Mrs Pig Tea Pot Vintage Butterfly Hand Painted by Artist Neilson Limited Edition Collectors Tin Pears Soap Collectors Tin

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Red Barn hand painted wall hanging with animals Sunflower hand painted by artist Painting Garden direct from artist original no copies Intimate apparel ladies top XL will fit a D38 bt L Hand made Pottery bowl with handle Glass Orange decorative fruit Toll House Cookie Tin Vintage Circa 1939 Owl Mexican Art Intimate apparel size medium Red Hand Painted Ceramic Jar with lid Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original work Dutch Girl Ceramic Yona 29 vintage 1940 1950 Sunflowers Hand Painted by artist original no copies Jewlery Box Sunflowers hand painted heart shaped Mrs Pig Tea Pot Vintage Butterfly Hand Painted by Artist Neilson Limited Edition Collectors Tin Pears Soap Collectors Tin

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety three." "Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world." The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said: "It's easy, I just outlived the bitches."

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

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