The best deals are always the won at 4am...When can you stop, when can it just be ended.  The quest, need, drive for all the best, cutest, cheapest?  I should be sitting in my craft room STAMPING with all my bought STAMPS.  
BUT, before I can, I have to satisfy my curiosity about whether or not the best deals are up for bid this hour. 
I sure hope my therapist can help!!!

Patient:  Stampin' Suz
Stated that she was born on March '06 at a SAS (stamp a stack)

Lives by the Motto:
She who has the most PAPER, INK, PUNCHES and STAMPS wins!!!
Hands are rittled with paper cuts and ink stains.  Fingers are gnarled from scissors.

Had bits of glue and paper stuck to the front of her shirt and tops of shoes.
Cannot complete diagnosis - Case is very complicated.  Need to continue to review the effects of this obsession on the family as a whole.

Counselor Notes:

Continues to obsess about ebaying for the cheapest, newest and best stamp sets.
Bids on combine ship items with pure abandon.
Mentioned that she serves dinner on decoupage placements.  Family has not been seen by a physician for toxic chemical exposure, states that products are acid and lignon free.  The coordinating napkin rings;however, have been eaten by her cat whose digestive system recycles the attached ribbons most unpleasantly.
Husband is not thrilled with his altered art clipboard for work, this irritates Stampin' Suz.  Daughter loves her book covers which are stamped and embelleshed, but is tired of answering the inquisitives at school as to how she did it.

Diagnosis is ongoing, will follow-up in the next day or two.