| Most Recent Posts G'nite!!!Posted Sep-01-08 23:51:14 PDT Sorry about the double post on the front page, but I'm seriously getting sleepy, ya'll. Goodnight blog buddies! Kisses and Hugs! Have a very NAUGHTY night!   Who's been naughty?My Website Is Up!!!Posted Aug-27-08 17:58:36 PDT Updated Aug-27-08 18:00:01 PDT Okay, I haven't been around for a bit, and I'm really sorry about that, but I have been oober busy working on the business! I finally got a website up and running! Yay!!! For now it's simply an informational type site describing the business, and giving my contact info and such. Eventually it will be a full blown store! (((doing a major happy dance!))) Technically I'm not supposed to give the URL so, I'll just say this, it's my username minus the numbers, plus .com! Check it out, and don't forget to sign the guestbook! (((HUGS))) Saturday Funnies...Posted Aug-16-08 08:11:11 PDT A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The
evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last
meal. He refused the meal completely. The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When
asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in
charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal
and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?'' The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an
important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die,
would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end,
without interruption?'' The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men
to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the
song. ''Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...'' I read this, thought it was funny, decided to share...Posted Aug-13-08 10:23:28 PDT If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? Why do they put braille, on the drive up atm machines? Why do we have books, on how to read? Why do we have video tapes on how to "fix" your vcr? Why is it a highway even if it's below sea level? Have you noticed that Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, but when he gets out of the shower, he puts a towel around him. |
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