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Archive - June 2007

I am going to finished watching my shows!! tjsttng

I came back cuz I saw something on blog that I wanted to response but needed to do my own posting as I knew my comment will be deleted.

Just an advice, don't delete comments.  It make the posting seems so 1 side.  Also, we don't know what going on if other is attacking someone.  Can't decide what happening if it only 1 side of the story. 

If I was being attack on my post, I want you all to see so that comment is there to stay unless the blogger who wrote it delete it.  How I hate that as my comments seem so off or other too. 

Off to watch the rest of the show and then off to bed.  Good Night!

I wanted to reply to regarding phobias!!!

I am going to do my own posting as my comment will be deleted.

I am sorry that you feel that way but when I read back in the history, it really appear that you were rude to her!!!  Phobia is something serious.  Also, you never once said sorry to her, you continue to increase and make fun of her phobia.  It is nothing to be laugh at.  I know what phobia can do and I have one that I will refuse to tell but thankfully, I am over it now. 

As for deleting comment, my recommendation is leave it.  Because if you feel like you are the victim then you have nothing to worry about deleting the comment.  If you are deleting comment then it make me feel that you have something to hide and want people to pity you. 

Right now, I feel sorry for the person you victimize.  You continue to attack her by adding a new post saying come look at my bird.  And then you say oh poor me someone said something awful about me and you have them looking at poor you.  I NEVER HEARD YOU SAID SORRY TO HER! 

This is excaltly what my mom does.  It is always poor her.  I am amazed how she can make something about me to become her.  Really, I think you need to say sorry because your last posting show that you still not sorry and still thinking of yourself.  Sound harsh what I said but I live with someone who can't even say I am wrong and I am sorry it become you wrong me and it is always someone else fault.

So you made a mistake and realize it and didn't know that these things exist.  Then your posting should have said I'm sorry!!!  Not poor me!!! 

No comment will be deleted here!!!  You may all voice your opinion.  I want blogger to see all point of view and not just the one I want.

What is your phobia???

I was getting ready to log off but decided to look back to see what I miss.  I was sadden to read that someone made fun of someone phobia.  Those things are very real and body just can't help to react. 

My phobia is bees and wasp.  I don't know why since never been stung.  I think it is the ideas of pain to come.  Which is why I think I have phobia of needles and shots.  AHHHH!!!!!   The only way anybody can give me shot is by not having me look at it.  If I see it, forget it!!!!!  My body react and it just no way to say it is nothing and all that.  I got a horrible migraine from phobia of shot when I had root canal.  I didn't know I had to warn the nurse and dentist about my fear.  When I saw it I freaked out but I knew I needed it.  So I close my eyes so tight and squeeze the chair with my hands.  It was horrible.  Even the nurse was concern and told her I have phobia and didn't realize I had to warn and to tell me to look away or close eyes.  I got migraine due to anxiety getting so high.  

What is your phobia???

Good Night everyone!!! tjsttng

I know I am going to have to go to toy r us to try to grab it.  At least I can go to 3 toy r us and try to grab them.  I check ebay and amazon and it is very high and amazon is a lot worse.  I couldn't believe what I was seeing.  I think it is going to be discontinue very soon and they are getting ready for not being able to get it. 

I can see that I will get the dollhouse fine as I see plenty but some furniture will be a problem.  If I have trouble finding them, I will let you know and you can check your toy r us.  The challenge is on to try to find 2 set of those.  LOL!!  Glad their birthday is in September and December.  It was really a hit and they just love it.  It fit in their hands so good.  This will give you ideas what it is

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2301378&cp=&sr=1&f=Taxonomy%2FTRUS%2F2254197&origkw=my+first+dollhouse&kw=my+first+dollhouse&parentPage=search

And there is 5 set of furniture or people to go with it.  2 to 3 set will be a challenge.

Good night everyone!!!

 

Back for short bit!!! tjsttng

The dollhouse was a hit with my 3 years old niece.  BUT I am going to have to buy 2 more and 2 set of the furniture on Monday.  It was also a huge hit with my other 3 years old niece and 2 years old cousin.  LOL!!!

My 3 years old niece will turn 4 in September and my 2 years old cousin will turn 3 in Dec.  So I am going to get them all now so I don't have to worry about trying to find the furniture.  Some are very hard to find so it give me time to find them all too!!!!   I got lucky yesterday so want to get them as they told me that it will discontinue and even toy r us online didn't have some of the furniture. 

I gonna go!!!

Time for my niece's birthday party.  I am giving her a very expensive gift with buying each room a furniture separately.  Thank you toy manufactor for requiring me to do this when my stubborn mind wanted to get her a dollhouse. 

Have a great day!

 

OK here is the quote from Everyone Loves Raymond!!!

Here is the quote!!  You are looking at Frank in which that was the pictures I show.  Just thinking if you read it in word instead of hearing it on TV.  Also remember you guy do laugh at these joke but why not in real life??  That what took me a long time to understand when it first came out.  Sorry took so long, I was copying and pasting.

 


Robert Barone: Hey, ma. I told Nemo you were hurt so he threw in these breadsticks for free.
Marie Barone: These look old.
Frank Barone: You are what you eat.
Marie Barone: Robbie, give your father his order of miserable bastard.
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Marie Barone: I don't lose things, Frank. I'm organized.
Frank Barone: Not organized, insane! She's got a shoebox labeled pieces of string too small to use.
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Ray Barone: This coming from the guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank Barone: It's called protecting your sandwich!


Frank Barone: You want to know the meaning of life? You're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die. Canole... Marie
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Marie Barone: You've read the Bible, Frank?
Frank Barone: I've read plenty of damn bibles!


Frank Barone: I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview!
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Marie Barone: Well I think it's sad when people start having surgery to make themselves bigger.
Frank Barone: Marie did it the natural way. Pound cake!


Frank Barone: Don't say nothing about my lodge buddies.
Ray Barone: Who, the guys you swim naked with?
Frank Barone: That's lodge policy!
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Frank Barone: You don't know a monkey wrench from a monkey's ass.
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Marie Barone: Frank do you love me?
Frank Barone: YOU STILL NEED REASSURANCE, AFTER 45 YEARS OF BONDAGE?


[Robert has escaped from a woman, by climbing out of her window]
Marie Barone: Why did you do that?
Robert Barone: She eats insects!
Marie Barone: But, why did you climb out her window?
Frank Barone: Hey, that's a very convenient way to get away from a dangerous woman. I mean, if your mother's apartment had been a couple of floors lower, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
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Frank Barone: You know, Robert gets the jealousy thing from me.
Ray Barone: Oh, yeah?
Frank Barone: Yeah, one time I drove my fist through a Cadillac, on account of your mother.
Ray Barone: Really?
Frank Barone: Yeah. She started talking about marriage, and I told her to go to hell. I remember hearing through the grapevine, that your mother was going to have dinner at Chuck Pacarello's. Now, your mother's cooking, that's something... special. And, I figured, she was only gonna cook like that for me. So, I went to Chuck Pacarello's and punched the headlights off of his car. I spent the night in the hospital, picking glass out of my arm.
Ray Barone: Wow, dad, I never thought there was a story like that behind you and mom. It's almost romantic.
Frank Barone: Yeah, I know. I don't tell that story a lot, though.
Ray Barone: How come?
Frank Barone: Because it doesn't have a happy ending.
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Frank Barone: Chuck Pacarello? Where the hell is he? That son of a bitch owes me. I'm serving his life sentence!
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Marie Barone: You're giving him back that money!
Frank Barone: Like hell, I am! I want to teach him a lesson. You up the stakes, you lose a lot. You play with matches and you get burned.
[sticks check in front of Raymond]
Frank Barone: AND, THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!
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[Ray is taking parenting classes]
Ray Barone: Hey, Ma, did you change the twins' pajamas?
Marie Barone: Yeah, I left them here. I wanted to get some of the old stains out.
Ray Barone: We have a washing machine, Ma.
Marie Barone: Some of those stubborn stains need special treatment.
Frank Barone: Why don't you take a class for THAT? I got grand-parenting class at 3. Today's lessons are "Blow my nose" and "Pull my finger".
[laughs]
Ray Barone: Yeah, while you're there, don't miss the seminar about moving to Florida.
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Frank Barone: [to Ray] You're even dumber than I tell people.


[Somebody wrote "Ray stinks" on Ray's fridge]
Ray Barone: I knew it! It's that damn Spencer kid!
Robert Barone: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not jump to conclusions. It could've been somebody else.
Ray Barone: Well, did you write it?
Robert Barone: No. But, it could've been the twins.
Ray Barone: No, if it was them, they would've wrote "Daddy Stinks". Was it you, dad?
Frank Barone: If it was me, I wouldn't have written "Ray STINKS".


[Frank is eating lasagna from the platter]
Marie Barone: Frank! What are you doing? You can't eat it from there! Your fork was in there! Now nobody can eat it!
Frank Barone: That's all I have to do? In that case, the fork's been in the ice cream, too!
Ray Barone: [comes in] Hey.
Marie Barone: Hi, Raymond. Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat? Only you can't have lasagna... Or ice cream.
Frank Barone: [sticks his fork in cake] Or chocolate cake.
Marie Barone: Look at him! He's like an animal, marking his territory!
[Frank sticks Marie with the fork]
Marie Barone: Hey!
Frank Barone: What? That's a compliment.
Ray Barone: God, how I wish I could say this is the wrong house...


Marie Barone: Fine! You got it out of me. Your father and I... succumbed to temptation before we got married. I fell for your father's boyish good looks. But, it didn't matter. We were in love. Right, Frank?
Frank Barone: I wanted sex.


Ray Barone: What's going on?
Frank Barone: Supercop, here, wants to give me a ticket.
Robert Barone: I don't want to. I have to.
Frank Barone: He's got a quota to fill.
Robert Barone: You hit my squad car!
Frank Barone: I don't care if I killed a guy! You're my son, you have to look the other way! Am I right, Ray?
Ray Barone: Dad, whatever you do, I want to look the other way.


Frank Barone: What kind of an idiot would spend 80$ for a canoe ride?
Marie Barone: Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic.
Frank Barone: I take it, you never saw "Deliverance".


Ray Barone: Ok, Robert, you want to know the advantages of marriage? Fine... There's... Uh... OK! Here! Got it! You know when you fall asleep and you stop breathing? When you're married, there's always somebody there to nudge you back to life... That's not a good example. Ok...
Robert Barone: Ray...
Ray Barone: No! I got this! Look, you want to know what marriage is really like? Fine. You wake up- she's there. You come back from work- she's there. You fall asleep- she's there. You eat dinner- she's there. You know? I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing. But, it's not.
[touches Debra's shoulder]
Ray Barone: Not- Not if it's the right person.
[pause]
Frank Barone: I'd like a minute for rebuttal.


Ray Barone: What do you know about it? Mom and Dad didn't return your gift. You don't know what it's like.
Robert Barone: Oh, I'm sorry. You haven't read my book, "You're in the way. The Robert Barone story"?


Marie Barone: I have my own opinions. I'm not just some trophy wife.
Frank Barone: Trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?


[Robert started hanging out with black people]
Frank Barone: I don't even understand one word you're saying anymore. Yesterday, why the hell did you call me "dog"?
Robert Barone: It's a good thing. It means I like you.
Frank Barone: I see. In that case, from this day on I'm calling you "jackass". That's also a sign of affection.
[Ray comes in]
Frank Barone: Hey, ugly.
Ray Barone: What the hell was that for?
Frank Barone: It's "Robert Talk". It means you're good-looking.
[to Marie]
Frank Barone: Hey, good-looking.


[Frank walks in to everybody yelling]
Frank Barone: Be quiet! Be quiet!
[Everybody quiets down]
Frank Barone: I'm hungry.


Frank Barone: What if I wanted to have more kids?
Ray Barone: If God hasn't stopped you, the government will.


Frank Barone: [to Marie, while wiping her face clean] I like you better without all that crap in your face.
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Frank Barone: Come on, he's your brother.
Ray Barone: He's your son!
Frank Barone: You're just gonna throw that in my face?
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Frank Barone: Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is.

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[Debra and Ray accidentally left the twins alone by themselves and came home to find them eating pancakes]
Frank Barone: [comes in] I smell pancakes!
Marie Barone: [examining the boys] Oh, my God! Are you OK?
Marie Barone: [also examining the boys] I'll never leave you boys again. It's OK, it's OK!
Frank Barone: Gimme some pancakes!
Ally Barone: [comes in from the kitchen] You want some pancakes, Grandpa?
Frank Barone: What the hell do you think I've been saying?
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Marie Barone: Who keeps pornography for twenty-nine years?
Frank Barone: Anyone married to you.
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Ray Barone: Nothing is ever good enough, and it's always our fault!
Frank Barone: Hey, you can't speak to your mother like that!
Ray Barone: You do!
Frank Barone: She's not my mother!

I noticed people have problem with muledaddy!! When he come up THINK THIS!!!! This is what I do so I don't misunderstood him!!!!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Sorry couldn't find him in pink thong!!

I am going to watch TV now since I got it now!!!

I am going to stay up late and watch TV!!!!  Yipee!!!!  I am so glad summer vacation start right now!!!!  No more getting up at 5 in the morning until Aug 1!!!!!!  Yipee!!!!

Everyone have fun on the blog and have a great night!!!  Good Night!

Having kids must be really expensive in this generation!!!!

Tomorrow is my niece 3 years old birthday party.  She turned 3 yesterday.  Anyway, I thought I will get her a dollhouse.  It is going to be your first one and it said "My first dollhouse".  I went to Toy r Us thinking that I will have better selection.  I was so shock to find that I had to buy the dollhouse and then buy the furniture separately. 

I remember when I had my dollhouse and everything was already included.  I had to buy 6 separate furniture set that goes with the dollhouse.  It was the cheapest one to do that.  I couldn't believe it.  Just one way for toy store and manfactor trying to get more money.  It is fisher price.  I couldn't give her a bare dollhouse.  There were baby included with the dollhouse but no furniture for the baby so I had to get that.  There was no furniture for living room so I got that.  Also no furniture for the parents room so I got that too.  I got the sister room and I thought I go ahead and get grandma with baby carriage.  I think toy store and manufactor had made this really ridiculous!!!

Summer had begun for me now!!!

I am officially off for summer from teaching.  I am only off for 1 month.  So it will be time for me to get going in posting for ebay and going to post office.  I am going to try to do all of them in the month of July!!!!!

My very bad day cuz of one student became a I am sorry today.  I have 3 students telling me that they are sorry and the student who cause half of the class to go against me got an orange consquences.  He lost something that is connected to his behavior program.  It is most likely an outing like getting ice cream or going to resturant. 

I am thinking of nothing of school!!!!   I will continue to search for new teaching job thou.  I do not want to stay there.  I can get pay more for less hours and days too and more benefit.  They should be paying me a lot more than other school just because it is so tough and all that paperwork.  The elementary school I want to teach is 7:45 to 3:15 and only 10 months.  where I work is 7:30 to 4:00 and 11 months and I get paid less! 

Elementary school I want to work

7:45 - 3:15

10 months

pay for all benefit for medical insurance and really good insurance

get pay for going to classes to get service point to keep your certificate

classes is free for service point

vacation days

sick days

Where I work now

7:30 - 4:00

11 months

pay toward medical insurance and I could only afford standard which is not so great

Must use your own personal time to get service point

Very difficult to find time to take classes

Must paid for your own classes

Only 10 days of personal time which is vacation and sick.

And the one I really want will pay me more!!!  I have to wait for an opening. 

Good Morning!!! tjsttng here!!!!

My last day before my 1 month vacation!!!!  Yipee!!!!  I am only teaching 4 class but the the 4th class, I only have them for half time before graduation time.  But I got the 2 hardest groups in the morning.  But I am not looking forward to the 4th class and already decided if this student is trying to slipt the class and have them goes against me will be immediately send to time out before I lose control of the class.  Everyone is aware that what he did as it was in the daily report.  GRRR!!!!  I am going to have one of the staff keep an eyes on him. 

I am not going to be on at lunch as I have a lot to do before I actually get to leave!  I will help other teachers so that they can leave right on 4.

What's UP??

What's UP?

There is a two letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two letter word it's UP. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, wewarm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special, and this is confusing. A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP. To be knowledgeable of the proper uses of UP, look UP the word in the dictionary. In a desk size dictionary, UP takes UP almost 1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty. If you are UP to it, you might trybuilding UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so I'll shut UP.

I am going to get off!!!

Getting very sleepy!!!

I do not know what is going on with blog with people saying it is being ugly today.  I must have miss something today!!!  I thought it was peaceful and quiet today!

Good Night Everyone!!!

Our crazy English Language!!!!

This will help you why interpreters work hard to translate and deaf can be confuse!!!! 

Every up is a different sign!!!

Illuminated letter What's UP?

There is a two letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two letter word it's UP. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, wewarm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special, and this is confusing. A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP. To be knowledgeable of the proper uses of UP, look UP the word in the dictionary. In a desk size dictionary, UP takes UP almost 1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty. If you are UP to it, you might trybuilding UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so I'll shut UP.

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Illuminated letter An interpreter's advice to the teacher

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations.

Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent!! And, don't teach with big words!

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Illuminated letter No wonder English is so hard to learn!

We polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
A farm can produce produce.
The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
The present is a good time to present the present.
At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
The dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

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Illuminated letter Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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Oops!!!! Mistake that had happened!!!

1. A deaf lady was speeding and was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman came up to her door and asked to see her drivers license and registration. Since the lady could not speak, she gestured that she was deaf. The policeman confidently signed, "I KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE, MAY I SEE YOUR LICENSE (signing VAGINA). Outraged, the lady took off speeding again. Confused, the policeman raced after her again, and succeeded in pulling her over for a second time. When he reached her door, he signed, "WHY DID YOU LEAVE... WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" The lady embarrassingly signed, "YOU WANT SEE MY VAGINA !!!!!!

2. (From New Zealand:) That reminds me of an advertising company in Auckland tried to make a 'sign' for the city and ended up signing "Vagina" and "Aids". When this came to their attention... they dropped the "signs"....

3. When i was in high school I taught a class in sign lauguage. One of my teacher's aides signed popcorn wrong, because she signed it with her middle fingers. I wanted to leave the room but i had to tell her to look at what she was doing. All the class laughed and joked about it.

4. I was teaching ASL one day, and 11 year old girl was trying to remember the sign for "keep." But she signed the "f***" sign instead. I tried not to laugh, and said no no, do it this way (showing her correct sign for keep.) I must have looked weird getting all red on my face and when she said that LOL

5. That reminds me of an episode of "Good Morning Miami" where they signed VAGINA for HEART. LOLOL

6. I remember, I taught sign language to a student at College. May I have some ketchup? I taught him sign for period instead of ketchup. Few weeks later, he signed "please pass the period" to Deaf student. Then the student was stunned and stared at awkward student learning sign language. A student why did you look stunned ? Deaf student said, oh welll. it mean period.. a woman who have pms. A student approached me.. Oh Dear... I owe you a big time. I was laughed so hard. I love to pick on my friend. He never forgot this every moment. Now, he works full-time legal interpreter various courts, attorneys, etc.... He is big successful.

Here another deaf one in the religious community. This is always true in church!!! LOL!!!

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Illuminated letter Hymn's are always a challenge for the religious interpreter. Here is a little humor to bring a smile to your face the next time you have this challenge.

The Dentist's Hymn:....................Crown Him with Many Crowns Ê

The Weatherman's Hymn.............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Ê

The Contractor's Hymn:...............The Church's One Foundation Ê

The Tailor's Hymn:......................Holy, Holy, Holy Ê

The Golfer's Hymn:......................There's a Green Hill Far Away Ê

The Politician's Hymn:.................Standing on the Promises Ê

The Optometrist's Hymn:..............Open My Eyes That I Might See Ê

The IRS Agent's Hymn:................I Surrender All Ê

The Gossip's Hymn:.. ..................Pass It On Ê

The Electrician's Hymn:................Send The Light Ê

The Shopper's Hymn:...................Sweet By and By Ê

The Realtor's Hymn:.....................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop Ê

The Massage Therapists Hymn......He Touched Me Ê

The Doctor's Hymn:......................The Great Physician Ê

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

-----45mph....................God Will Take Care of You

-----55mph....................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

-----65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee

-----75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer

-----85mph....................This World Is Not My Home

-----95mph.....................Lord, I'm Coming Home

-----Over 100mph...........Precious Memories

 

Deaf Joke!!! This have sexual content and this funny for deaf community!

The Survivors

March 24, 2002

The entire population of Earth was totally wiped out by a nuclear holocaust, and there were only two survivors left.

The survivors were a deaf man and a hearing man. They both met in the middle of the wreck, and they started to communicate through gestures.

All of a sudden, there was a beam of light emanating from the sky. Jesus appeared in the light. The men were awestruck and looked at each other to make sure they weren't imagining things.

Jesus spoke, "Since you both are the only survivors of this holocaust, God felt sorry for you guys. So He sent me to grant you three wishes. However, these wishes will be granted to the person chosen between you two. And the second person will get the same wishes doubled."

The hearie thought about it, and then he said to the Deaf man, "Well, I think with the unfortunate disability you have, I will let you be the person to ask for the three wishes."

The hearing man thought that the deaf guy was stupid enough to not realize that whatever he wishes, the hearie would get twice as much.

The deafie was surprised and elated. He carefully pondered on the things he would wish for.

After a moment of careful consideration, the deafie signed, "God, I wish I could have four huge mansions with all the works."

Jesus conjured up four houses for the deaf man in a flash. He also gave eight houses to the hearie.

The deaf man saw that, and he was not too thrilled about it. But he shrugged it off, then made the second wish. "Jesus, I want 200 genetically-deaf women, please."

Of course, Jesus gave him 200 deaf women, and fabricated another 400 deaf women for the hearing guy. The hearing guy wasn't too keen on the idea of the women being deaf. But as long as he had twice the pussy of what the deaf guy had, he wasn't complaining.

The deaf man finally signed, "Okay, Jesus, I would like you to take away one of my testicles, please."

Jesus took one of the deaf guy's testicles away with a wave of his hand. Both of the hearing man's testicles disappeared as well.

Horrified, the hearing guy screamed at the deaf man, "Why did you do such a dumb thing like that, you deaf-mute animal??"

The deaf man smiled smugly and replied, "So I could start an entirely deaf world with no more hearies from now on."

How about this one!!!! LOL!!

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Is this what the crisis about?? It is from today!!!

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